Is it Me or Kids nowadays are as Smooth Brained as Me?

The Intergalactic Koala

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I know this is one of those :flabbynsick: threads, but here me out...these children are dumb as hell out in these streets. Respectfully though. When I mean dumb, I mean the following:

  • They don't trust your opinion as an old and wise head
  • They forever on some goofy time shyt
  • They swear they know it all (even the most basic of shyts)
  • They constantly do retard ass shyt for viral or boredom
I mean, do these kids play video games or watch TV? Do these kids enjoy anything?!

Another example:

My son comes into the living room Chadding it the fukk up (feets on the coffee table, recliner in the air, and eyes glued on some odd cartoon. Anywho, we're eating lunch and my wife and I pointed out that a part of the cartoon used a "Spaceballs" reference.

Son: "NO IT DIDN'T"

Koala: "BREH THE SHIP IS THE EAGLE 5":why:

Son: "NO ITS NOT DADEE"

Koala: "YOU NEVER SEEN SPACEBALLS"

Son: "You showed me a clip though"

Koala:
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Mrs Koala:
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Breh, don't get me wrong, we were all kids, but we managed to take Ls and move on. These damn kids will fight to the death to prove that they are not only wrong, but you need to kill yourself in the process:why:
 

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Breh, I used to get stuff wrong and when I got expose for the screw-ups, I hit the :hubie:, and kept trucking. I'm saying, I'm not the sharpest pencil in the art tool case, but I try to double up on my cred.
I never pulled that shyt with my parents but I did with other people. Hell that happens on here and these posters are all adults
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They are kids, kids are rebellious, won't listen, and think they know it all. That's how it always works lol. Sometimes you will run into one that is wiser and will listen but that's rare.

Reminds me of this youngin that came into Best Buy when I used to work for them. This kid spoke about Minecraft and computers like he raised Bill Gates :wow: .

Little breh was explaining mods and graphics cards, while I was going :lupe:. His dad came and ended up buying him this gaming rig setup. Once they hugged and shyt, it was like watching a Hallmark movie without the PAWG :mjcry:
 

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Get them kids of them tablets/phones internet 24/7 its fukking with they attention span Breh, Breh.

In my household if you under 16 and you don't pay internet you get 1 hour a day and no social media. I also lead by example I have it but rarely post or use it. my girls are 9 and my lil boy is 8. My eldest is a grown ass man now :flabbynsick: And Im always on them about privacy and sharing stuff on the net. Even showed them some of my old facebooks post I scrubbed after that shyt went public when I was wilding on campus. Leaving crazy funny messages on chicks I was messing with walls.
The main resistance at first was my wife and her friends circle not following suit.

There was some friction cause I Blacklisted FB, Insta and Tik Tok of even our guess wifi access and them bum bytches was making snide comments and even passing wifi when they came over

Until a co-worker in their circle made a comment years ago on FB and it resurfaced after a group chat beef , spilled into twitter and insta . Boom 65,000 a year with summers off gone. After that them bytches always coming to me for advice :stopitslime: and i put them onto stuff like ad-blocking your whole network (for a fee of course time is money)


so get your woman and her group in line if you both don't encourage and reinforce the same behaviors in sync you gon have some distracted and manipulative kids complaining to your wife and her friends that dad cut the internet off.
 
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