Is it more appropriate to hide it or :salute: everybody like fug it.

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If I have a serious boner going more often than not I just be like :yeshrug: I'm sorry. But some situations force me to take care of the issue.


At a restaurant having dinner and having to get up after she's :noah: me up talking/ doing freaky shyt at the table.

::salute:"what it do playa!" bulging from my pants on the way out fukk it.

At work thinking about that new new from over the weekend and that whiny sound she make taking it from the back

: :ohlawd: "Stand down. Stand down. That's an order.:leostare: Don't fukk with my paper"

Come home late from work, thinkin shawty sleep, watchin some porn real quick before bed, hear her coming realizing she wasn't sleep :merchant:

: :ohlawd: "stand down. Code 10. drama threat."

At a chiks crib grabbin ass, makin out, quickie while she has company over

: :salute: "how y'all doin :youngsabo:"

At my crib, shawty there, makin out with me/ quickie while the fellas over

::ohlawd: "stand down.:whoa: No homo"

At a single moms crib, she's trying to put away the rugrats so she can finish me off on the couch, one or more rugrats escapes their room interrupting the top off session, running towards me

: :ohlawd: "stand down. :sitdown:"


Having to meet shawtys mom/ sister while shawty titties on my mind

: :salute: "good afternoon mam:jawalrus:"

At the club getting that TURN DOWN FA WHAT!!:dj2: from a drunk thick pawg on the dance floor.

: :salute: "bet she fukk:sas2:"


Having to get out a public pool after showing a fine woman swimming techniques. (Feeling all over that sexy ass underwater)

: :ohlawd: "stand down. Cac alert. Don't wanna scare the shyt out of/ cause heart attack of one of these 80yr old south blue haired cac Dixie's whom believe all nikkaz are sex crazed maniacs.:demonic:"
 

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then i check myself like :whoa: i'm in a meeting :dahell:

the fukk this person been saying to me all this time :dead:

I kno right!! shyt fukk up all ya concentration.

I had female co-worker that used to like fukkin wit me. It was either my dikk print or the style of pants I wore that made my dikk print appealing as hell to her (she claimed) so everytime she was around me she'd hit me with ...



EVERYTIME. So one day she did that shyt while I was havin "dem thoughts"... I couldn't take it no more I confronted her like "look bytch, I know you just jokin, but you gon have to cut that shyt out before I fukk around and kidnap yo lil pretty ass ...forreal :birdman:"
 

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I wouldnt be embarrassed tho. id feel I turned u on which in turn, turns me on.

It turns me in knowing you're turned on by how much I'm turned on lol

...however...

I'm a gentleman. I don't wanna be in the popcorn line with you and suddenly hear some kid in the background saying "look mom,:ooh: that man has a bottle in his pocket"


I'd be :snoop: while yo ass over there :umad:
 

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It turns me in knowing you're turned on by how much I'm turned on lol

...however...

I'm a gentleman. I don't wanna be in the popcorn line with you and suddenly hear some kid in the background saying "look mom,:ooh: that man has a bottle in his pocket"


I'd be :snoop: while yo ass over there :umad:
I guess I could understand that
 
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