Strawberry
Big Rufus is gonna give me a daughter named Apple
Ever since I learned how most chicks feel about shorter men, I've REFUSED to feel bad about avoiding women because of their looks

So what you're sayin is you're short?

What about your dikk though? 



that anyone who's using a numerical ranking system for looks has bigger problems.



You did hear about the tall, awkward girl on bipolar meds with corrective glasses for a wandering eye, right?