Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
JUST GOOGLE "mike rowe unions", BROTHER! THIS GUY HAS BEEN TELLING YOUNG PEOPLE TO SUCK IT UP AND GET JOBS AS PLUMBERS, BUT HE'S BEEN VOCALLY AGAINST ORGANIZED LABOR THE ENTIRE TIME TOO, DUDE! WHAT KIND OF "Aw shucks, I just appreciate the blue collar working man" GUY IS OPPOSED TO THE BLUE COLLAR WORKING MAN GETTING BETTER WAGES, BENEFITS, AND JOB SECURITY, MEAN GENE?
THIS WEEK, THE JABRONIES AT /R/CONSERVATIVE HAVE BEEN ALL ON MIKE'S NUTS BECAUSE HE MISCONSTRUED SOMETHING BERNIE SANDERS SAID ABOUT THE AFFORDABILITY OF COLLEGE, JACK! I'M SURE YOUNG MEN WOULD BE MORE INTERESTED IN A JOB AT THE BOOTSTRAPS FACTORY IF THE STARTING WAGE WAS COMPARABLE TO WHAT IT WAS THIRTY YEARS AGO, CHAMP!
THIS WEEK, THE JABRONIES AT /R/CONSERVATIVE HAVE BEEN ALL ON MIKE'S NUTS BECAUSE HE MISCONSTRUED SOMETHING BERNIE SANDERS SAID ABOUT THE AFFORDABILITY OF COLLEGE, JACK! I'M SURE YOUNG MEN WOULD BE MORE INTERESTED IN A JOB AT THE BOOTSTRAPS FACTORY IF THE STARTING WAGE WAS COMPARABLE TO WHAT IT WAS THIRTY YEARS AGO, CHAMP!