Is Snoring From Your S/O a Dealbreaker...How Do You Cope??

[Jparker]

I be shaking windows in this muhfugga

 

[Mr. Somebody]

That's different, as brother @Mr. Somebody has pointed out, eyebrows can in fact be demonic. So, I'd have to guess pointy elbows could be demonic as well.

I dont know about pointy elbows because thats genetic but i am currently dealing with snoring from my woman and i gotta say its difficult.

Sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night wondering *huh, wait what? Why did i just wake up just now" Then i open my eyes and my woman is snoring 6 inches from my face in a very obscene manner. Everytime she inhales you think the snoring will subside but its louder than the last time she snored, and then LOUDER THEN THE NEXT TIME. I usually just grab her jaw and shake her face gently and she stops snoring long enough for me to fall back asleep.

 

[Dr. Acula]

If you break up with someone because of something they can't really control during their sleep, you're an idiot. Hopefully the OP was being facetious. If this is enough to make you break up with someone, there probably wasn't much substance to the relationship to begin with.