Naw just spices things up
One time you run up in her crib as a burglar, beat the cheeks quickly and head out and she uses the excuse that she was able to fight you off
the next week you’re there to fix the cable
week after that, you’re a plumber to fix the sink leak
next week you’re with the utility company telling her about how her usage has increased and tips to save money on her bill
College recruiter interested in offering a scholarship to her child
Jehovahs witness that has to use the bathroom
a representative of RING offering her an upgrade to the system
a long lost gay family friend
a pizza delivery man
the list goes on and on
