IS THE STORY OF ADAM & EVE...

[nineteeneightysix]

The first recorded account of simpage in human history...?

Eve gives up the goods to the Serpent, and gets pregnant with his son, Cain...

And Adam gives paradise, just so he can wife that...Knowing fully well he was sharing that girl...

So, if Adam is father of humanity...Does that mean every guy has a little simp in him, that can be brought out by the right kind of of woman...?

Also, does every woman have a little slut in her that can be brought by the right slick talking pimp...?

The Bible is the deepest book in human history...

 

[serial]

5 stars

 

[Hard Hitta]

I never read the bible, not religious or family is not.

But if Adam and Eve created humanity, everyone is related.. Yes?

Also how can there be different races?


I'm sure there is a simple answer for u church folk

 

[Doobie Doo]

Adam and Eve is a fukking fairy tale...no different than Rapunzel's weave, Rumpelstiltskin saving hoes & getting put in the friend zone, and 2 of the 3 little Pigs living in Section 8. It's as fake as white Italian looking Jesus that you got posted in you walls.

 

[Schmoove]

It's allegory. Meant to explain something most people aren't smart enough or willing to seek.

 

[Hard Hitta]

It's allegory. Meant to explain something most people aren't smart enough or willing to seek.

Give me the story breh




Or do I have to accept god to understand first

 

[shopthatwrecks]

The first recorded account of simpage in human history...?

Eve gives up the goods to the Serpent, and gets pregnant with his son, Cain...

And Adam gives paradise, just so he can wife that...Knowing fully well he was sharing that girl...

So, if Adam is father of humanity...Does that mean every guy has a little simp in him, that can be brought out by the right kind of of woman...?

Also, does every woman have a little slut in her that can be brought by the right slick talking pimp...?

The Bible is the deepest book in human history...

the bible leaves out lilith ...adams broad be4 eve...

she was made from dirt jus like adam was..thing was...lilith wasnt tryin to give up the p*ssy to adam..

she thought she was equal....independent type of chick...she pissed god off..

n she jus up n left...

god had to send the goons out on her...


long story short...alot preachers ol school deep south preachers will bring her up if they ever sense a lil boy is gay or a lil girl begin showin peppermint patty tendacies ...

because its said that lilith changes lil boys their 1st time on earth...n she fukks with lil girls up until they r 12...she is said to be snake who got in eve's ear..

 

[Hard Hitta]

the bible leaves out lilith ...adams broad be4 eve...

she was made from dirt jus like adam was..thing was...lilith wasnt tryin to give up the p*ssy to adam..

she thought she was equal....independent type of chick...she pissed god off..

n she jus up n left...

god had to send the goons out on her...


long story short...alot preachers ol school deep south preachers will bring her up if they ever sense a lil boy is gay or a lil girl begin showin peppermint patty tendacies ...

because its said that lilith changes lil boys their 1st time on earth...n she fukks with lil girls up until they r 12...she is said to be snake who got in eve's ear..

someone should make a thread explaining "bible stories" this way lol.... Hell have a church explain it this way... If listen

 

[RhymesWell]

Good thread.

 

[throughthefire]

I never read the bible, not religious or family is not.

But if Adam and Eve created humanity, everyone is related.. Yes?

Also how can there be different races?


I'm sure there is a simple answer for u church folk

bro haven't you heard about the tower of babel tahts how god created all the races

 

[the cac mamba]

other notable biblical simps: joseph

knowingly raising the next mans seed

 

[shopthatwrecks]

someone should make a thread explaining "bible stories" this way lol.... Hell have a church explain it this way... If listen

one thing i learn about the south....the preachers been doin it for so long..

they can make a bible story so u can relate to it..


the dude who put me on to lilith....the way he explained balaam n the talkin donkey..

left me in tears...

 

[shopthatwrecks]

other notable biblical simps: joseph

knowingly raising the next mans seed

nall samson got joseph beat by a long shot..

joseph didnt stick around .....

samson got some p*ssy....n gave up all his secrets...


judah's and his 2nd oldest son...onan shared the oldest son wife tamar...

onan got caught jackin off...n nutted....they killed em...judah's wife died.he tried his damnest to not fukk with her....n the youngest he kept him away from her..

tamar changed clothes..what judah ended up doin..givin up flock to fukk tamar...

its plenty of suck ass nikkas who got joseph beat...u didnt hear from joseph again in the bible til jesus died..

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

other notable biblical simps: joseph

knowingly raising the next mans seed

your a c*nt for that but :D

 

[Schmoove]

Give me the story breh




Or do I have to accept god to understand first

It's basically telling you the power women have if men let them dictate our judgement.

Adam didn't assert himself, thus allowing Eve to be swindled by the serpent.