Is there a chick from primary school, middle school, HS if you see her rn you'd try to smash?

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Naw I saw what a lot of chicks turned out looking like.

:picard:

Letting themselves go would be an understatement.

There was one chick called Maylene

Chick used to wear bottle thick glasses and have her hair plaited we used to call her medusa.

Saw her a few years back and man she glowed up something serious.
 

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Most of them didn't age well :yeshrug:most of the chicks I went school with was not that attractive to begin with and look 10x worse now

a few with big titties but everything else would be wack
a few with phat asses but everything else would be wack
a few really pretty faces but everything else would be wack
standard hood booger shyt...I messed with a few wouldn't hit them up now


Three girls stand out tho

First was these two sisters who were/are complete slores my best friend ended up fukking they moms years later :mjlol:a few years ago they got exposed camgirling together on some incest shyt :scust:and moved away

they was total bytches tho like real rude to everybody so it would be a hate fukk

The third girl was this pretty black/pr chick dumb fine but religious we was cool she would give me handjobs and let me feel her ridiculous body up but that was it
 

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Angela, Annisa, Tiffany, some petite lightskin chick who dyed her hair fire red that I was too p*ssy to holla at and can't recall her name, this other pretty ass girl who went to the drama school right down the street from me that I also was too p*ssy to holla at.

Yeah, there's a few...
 

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Thread is wild :sitdown:, y'all in here saying you'd smash chicks from primary school.

I seen a girl that I liked in primary school during high school when I was in a hair braiding salon. Still cute as I remember but older. We exchanged numbers and hung out over the summer. I don't see what's so Chris Hansen about my thread premise.​
 

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Looked most of them up already for nostalgia purposes and realized no I don't want to smash them. Its really a shock when you see somebody you knew,and can barely see its them underneath.
 

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Dead ass gotta story.
This broad named yolanda had
the dopest body in highschool.
she was buffie the body before buffie!
I'm at the grocery store pushing a cart
and listening to my Spotify pimp playlist.

I see a woman in a blue coat damn near dive
in the chip isle and I go.....What the fukk is that!
(she didnt want me to see her)
I cut back and go up the chip isle and standing
before me in all of her manbearpig glory stands yolanda.
all i could think is.......What did they do to you baby!!!
:damn:


she's every bit of 4'9 weighing 350.
the years have been so unkind.
I could tell she was embaraced so
I told her it was good seeing her and
gave her a big hug.
I walked away thinking.
I would have slammed my dikk in
a car door to eat her ass back in the day.

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Damn breh :mjlol:
 
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How is that possible? When I was 21, the bad chicks from high school still looked good but I had been exposed to more women so they didn't stand out as much. And a lot of the average girls in high school looked better by the time they were 21.

Right? Sounds like sour grapes to me if he feels like shorties got :flabbynsick: by the time they're old enough to drink :francis:

Usually we wait till 25 when you break out the
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