Is There A More Glorified Stan In The World Than Brian Windhorst?

[onelastdeath]

Every time I see this dude on TV, he's always speaking for Lebron. They ask him something like "So what do you think was going on in Lebron's mind during his off game?"

Dude deadass says shyt like "Well Lebron was scared, I know he had some Pecan Pie because that's what his mom makes every 3 Saturdays, and on top of that his left nut was probably slightly sore, and I believe his wife is on her period, so it's understandable that he might have had an off game."

This guy has been following Lebron around since Lebron was like 16 or something

Dude is a walking Lebron app and Lebron doesn't even fukk with the man like that. Lebron doesn't grant him private interviews or anything, yet answers questions like he knows him personally.

The boy moved to Miami when Lebron did, and moved back to Cleveland when Lebron did.

At first I thought that Lebron highly fukked with him or something, but Lebron doesn't even acknowledge dude

 

[The God Poster]

Im certain that fat fuk is @Bone$

Edit:Now I think about it, that nigaa bron might be into reverse cukhold

 

[Hersh]

bron should put on 1 of his friends and grant him exclusive news lol

 

[ThatsRite2]

Dude deadass says shyt like "Well Lebron was scared, I know he had some Pecan Pie because that's what his mom makes every 3 Saturdays"

 

[onelastdeath]

Now I think about it, that nigaa bron might be into reverse cukhold

 

[Tony D'Amato]

Bron acknowledged him when he said he probably know him(Bron) as well as his mom knows him. Or asome sh1t like that. I remember they had him on SC after Bron said it and he looked so proud. Im pretty sure he nutted on himself.

 

[onelastdeath]

Im pretty sure he nutted on himself.

 

[Captain Crunch]

Bron acknowledged him when he said he probably know him(Bron) as well as his mom knows him. Or asome sh1t like that. I remember they had him on SC after Bron said it and he looked so proud. Im pretty sure he nutted on himself.