Is there a worst feeling than finally getting THE p*ssy and it’s wack?

[HARLEM AL]

I never had wack p*ssy
And honestly I don’t think it exists

Yeah, you ain’t had enough….

 

[HARLEM AL]

Usually the p*ssy is wack when a broad try to make you do the waiting shyt. That and bad bytches. Maaaaan I can’t tell you how much I was disappointed

 

[DaddyFresh]

Please explain

She may stink, low experience to the point you dont enjoy it. But p*ssy is p*ssy. Even prostitutes who fukk a million people p*ssy still fire. Worn out p*ssy is not a real thing. The difference in womens p*ssy is extremely minuscule.

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

i mean.... you know what the stats say about women and penile based orgasms so that should answer your question

it's 50/50 odds out here

 

[JLova]

I never had wack p*ssy
And honestly I don’t think it exists

It most deff exists, my dude.

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

A lot of shyt.

Off the top of my head:

Getting shot

stabbed

set on fire

falling down a flight of steps

starving to death

getting strangled

eaten by a lion

eaten by a bear

eaten by wolves

eaten by sharks

drowning

beat with a hammer

beat with a wooden bat

beat with a metal bat

a bout of sleep paralysis in a cell with the booty warrior fleece johnson

car crash

plane crash

falling out a plane with no parachute

falling off the roof of a tall building

falling off the roof of a small building

falling out of bed

coughing, farting and sneezing at the same time

hell, waiting in line at the bank is more unpleasant than getting some mediocre p*ssy. In the grand scheme of things people are dying outchea, and u just got some cheeks. Its called "perspective"!


Sike. I just realized i aint get no april foolishness in. just getting that out my system.


Ill see myself out.

 

[TripleAgent]

Damn you made me remember a joint I smashed that was similar. Long story short, it was a bad Filipino jawn I liked in high school but we ended up just being friends, flirted a lil bit but shyt never materialized. Fast forward to college she went to a school prolly 30 mins from me so I go to kick it with her and meet her roommate. BAD brown skin slim thick joint. We rap but It don’t really go anywhere.

Couple months later I throw a party at my parents crib when they went out of town and both of them show up. I end up taking the roommate to my parents room ( sorry mom). I’m hype cuz this one of the prettiest joints I would’ve ever smashed. She proceeds to take her shirt and bra off and her titties was longer than a final exam. The box was ok but I never been so disappointed in some titties brehs. The crazy part is she got like 3 kids now so I know they even longer.

fast forward again to post college. Me and the Filipino joint kick it and she tells me she always liked me but I’m off limits since I smashed her friend.

It wasn’t worth it.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

That’s like saying some women give Wack head
No such thing. Just take the steering wheel

I once fukked a chic that was busting p*ssy farts often & was kinda loose.
But wtv tho, it’s like pizza, even if the pizza Wack it’s still pizza!

Most women give wack head. A true head doctor would change your life.

 

[Fresh]

Imagine simping for months and the p*ssy wack and she running away like you got 15 inches.

but people on theColi said there was no such thing as wack pu$$y, lol

seriously though there is a such thing as garbage puss

 

[Ziploc]

Loose p*ssy/dead fish combo is the worst... With stank box or smelly ass as a tie for worst experiences fukkin. Unfortunately I've had the displeasure of experiencing both

 

[Bondye Vodou]

Ain’t no such thing as wack raw p*ssy. You ain’t pushing the right buttons.

Fixed.

But under the barrier of a latex? Some poons be lackluster

 

[Mike Ock]

The worst is when you are smashing a chik for the first time and you have the bubble guts. Every stroke causes your stomach to make a noise
and you just wanna get it over with as soon as possible.

I actually tried to delay it so I could use the bathroom before fuking but the girl was just too ready to pass up the opportunity at the moment. The chik curved me after that. It was an expected L based on my performance and stomach noises.

 

[Traveler]

Usually it's wack if you been chasing it for a while. You get it in your head that is gong to be amazing and you built it up waaaay to much. That's why most bad puusy is bad. Unachievable expectation. There are some that are just bad from the start though.

Hands down the best is a 5'2 petite dark skin women.

Butter heads are also great too. They just want to please you so you stay. 4 in the face 8+ body... It's going to be great.

 

[maxamusa]

if the coochie wack the head better be able to get me 90% of the way.

 

[Kenny West]

I never had wack p*ssy
And honestly I don’t think it exists