Is there anything a bigger turnoff to a stage five clinger

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Clingy people tend to be batshyt crazy.
Fortunately, most demonstrate how clingy they are early enough for you to get out without anything too crazy happening.
They'll call 12 times a day (literally)
Texts you every fifteen minutes whether or not you respond.
You end a phone conversation and tell her you'll call her back, but she calls you back an hour later.
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The signs are usually there.
If you hear your phone going off and you're already
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at the thought of it being her, abort the mission and get out while you still can.
Once you reciprocate that interest, it's a wrap.
 
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Colicat said:
What classifies as a stage 4?.... Stage 3? 2? 1? .... Can you clearly define these levels?
:lupe:.... For research purposes....
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Let me Google that for you :patrice:


First result: http://juennifer.com/archives/1247

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Iight, let's get to it :youngsabo:




Sorry girls. didn’t mean to throw you all out there but unfortunately, reason being, friends can’t be bought as easily as SOME girls.meeting a girl isn’t very difficult, in general, for a man: you go out, dress nice, stay cute, and say things that make people laugh. follow these instructions correctly and if right catch, you’ll be ankle-deep in p*ssy before you know it. just make sure you know how to seperate well-adjusted women and crazy clingers.

CLINGERS defines a girl who simply refuses to give you any free time whatsoever. she takes over not only her target, but all his friends, as she somehow is capable of turning guy’s night into a starbucks adventure and wakes you up at four in the morning because ”she just wanted to say hi”.

there is no such thing as an STAGE ONE clinger, because that would just be any normal female. (we’re all a little bit conversant aren’t we?).

STAGE TWO CLINGER:
the most common clinger. the Stage Two texts you throughout the day and constantly wants to hang out. but you can easily avoid her by using the ”guy’s night” card. you can identify her as the far-future planner when meeting her for the first time.
thypical conversation with a stage two clinger (30 minutes after meeting)

he: yeah, so I’ll be going to jamaica for a few weeks in february.
she: awe cool, except now I’m not going to have a date for valentine’s day
he: what’s your name again?



STAGE THREE CLINGER:
this staged clinger is an upgraded version of the Stage Two one, but only when it comes to persistency, not cleverness. you’ll certainly be recieving texts at scheduled parts of the day (morning, night, etc) and maybe even an odd call. be aware though, this staged clinger MAY arrive at any time if she knows your location, therefore keep her on her toes by only telling her where you REALLY are third of the time.

typical conversaton with a STAGE THREE clinger (via text):

she: (8:06 AM) morning sunshine
she: (10:20 AM) what’s up buttercup?
she: (12:48 PM) hey, you there
he: (1:12 PM) hey, yeah
she: (1:13 PM) hey!!!!what’s up? what are you doing today?
he: (1:30 PM) not too sure, maybe going to the mall
she: (1:31 PM) cool!! when? maybe we can meet up and grab lunch ;)<3
she: (2:55 PM) hey, I’m at the mall, where are u? :smile:
he: (3:10 PM) McDonalds
she: (3:11 PM) oh, the one by the mall? I’ll be right there ;)
he: (3:15 PM) no no, I’m at the one on the other side of town
she: (3:16 PM) oh that’s fine I have gas, cya soon xox
he: (3:20 PM) no, not on the other side of OUR town. Just on the other side of A town.
she: (3:21 PM) which town?
she: (4:00 PM) ??
she: (4:30 PM) :(
she: (10:45 PM) hey!:smile:




STAGE FOUR CLINGER:
the STAGE FOUR clinger is very good at accomplish her goals, though she has a very frequent way of extracting information from you. remember that time you happened to tell your postal code for one of the strange Question Time she had? well she extracted and processed that information by the help of google maps and now knows where you live. congratulations.

typical conversation with a STAGE FOUR clinger (via phone):

she: hey, what’s up?
he: nothing, just chilling at my house with a friend.
she: which friend?
he: Jordan.
she: IS THAT A GIRL?!?!?!
he: uhhh…no.
she: oh okay, does he drive the red volkswagen beetle?
he: …yes, how did you know that?
she: oh, I’m just parked outside.
he: what?!? why?
she: I was hoping I would see you. do you mind if I come in really quick to use your bathroom?
he: *click*




STAGE FIVE CLINGER:
to be truthful, I have never encountered a STAGE FIVE clinger. but I know PRETTY CLOSE FRIENDS who have.
these are the girls who will plan their whole lives around you: they’ll go to the same school as you(or at least move to the same city as you), get the same class/working schedule as you, apply for jobs close to yours, write posts constantly just only about you, update her facebook status with sentences that is embarrassing obvious referring to you, get jewelrys with the first letter of your name on it, follow you like the little stalker she is and MAYBE, if worst case scenario; create your name as an gingerbread.

if you ever encounter a STAGE FIVE clinger, the most important thing you can do is STAY CALM. and whatever you do, DO NOT have sex with her! once she gives it up, she’ll pursue you to the corners of the earth focused on getting you to propose or at least be her baby daddy.

actually, you know what, scratch that. go ahead and sex her up; you only live once
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