AA ladies, we love y'all and appreciate the love y'all show us but understand this. And trust me it will save you a lot of aggravation . Come Caribbean Carnival weekend we will NOT participate in any other fukkery you plan. Caribbean Fest is not negotiable, period. 
These chicks i know were stressing me and my trini and bahamian homeboys this weekend.
Those who showed up wanted to leave early. Some wanted us to not go at all and rather go to ATl Jazz Festival. Me being the smart one told mine to drive and meet me there instead of going together bcause knowing yankees wanna leave early and shyt.
God forbid if we're in Miami. Unless you are ready to roll with me all day you can forget about seeing me during the Caribbean Carnival, KompaFest or Calle Ocho.

- YES we will be there all day
- YES we know it's hot
- YES we will stay til the end
- No, We will NOT leave early to go to no damn jazz festival
- No, We will NOT leave early to be at your girlfriend's bday party
- No, We will NOT miss Carnival for your cousins graduation.
These chicks i know were stressing me and my trini and bahamian homeboys this weekend.

Those who showed up wanted to leave early. Some wanted us to not go at all and rather go to ATl Jazz Festival. Me being the smart one told mine to drive and meet me there instead of going together bcause knowing yankees wanna leave early and shyt.
God forbid if we're in Miami. Unless you are ready to roll with me all day you can forget about seeing me during the Caribbean Carnival, KompaFest or Calle Ocho.