Dusty Bake Activate
Fukk your corny debates
It has to be.
I've been wondering for a while now who the nominee will be because the whole field is garbage and I couldn't see any of the poll frontrunners as presidential material. It's gonna be the guy who's least garbage but who everyone's been ignoring.
Donald Trump and Ben Carson are clowns. Their buzzes will die down soon. Neither of them is remotely presidential material and the GOP establishment knows it. Cruz televangelist looking ass is a joke too.
The base has decided Jeb is too establishment and they just don't fukk with him in general.
Scott Walker had a chance to be that dude but he imploded.
Christie is fukked because of bridgegate...and because he's a fat blowhard a$$hole who nobody wants to see or hear.
Fiorina is a nice novelty but they won't take her too seriously. She has no resume and the base has a problem with voting for a woman.
Rubio is in the cut chilling. He lowkey performed well in the last debate and moved ahead of Jeb in the polls. The establishment power brokers can live with him. He's hispanic, but most first generation Floridian Cubans pretty much see themselves as white. He has the luxury of being hispanic enough to say "Look at me I'm hispanic!" through visuals only. He won't pander like Bush, who brags about his hispanic wife and does interviews in spanish which only pisses off the base. Rubio's only allusions to his hispanic heritage will be to tell lame bootstraps stories about his poor immigrant father.
He's going to be the nominee. He might even win, though I doubt it at this point.
I've been wondering for a while now who the nominee will be because the whole field is garbage and I couldn't see any of the poll frontrunners as presidential material. It's gonna be the guy who's least garbage but who everyone's been ignoring.
Donald Trump and Ben Carson are clowns. Their buzzes will die down soon. Neither of them is remotely presidential material and the GOP establishment knows it. Cruz televangelist looking ass is a joke too.
The base has decided Jeb is too establishment and they just don't fukk with him in general.
Scott Walker had a chance to be that dude but he imploded.
Christie is fukked because of bridgegate...and because he's a fat blowhard a$$hole who nobody wants to see or hear.
Fiorina is a nice novelty but they won't take her too seriously. She has no resume and the base has a problem with voting for a woman.
Rubio is in the cut chilling. He lowkey performed well in the last debate and moved ahead of Jeb in the polls. The establishment power brokers can live with him. He's hispanic, but most first generation Floridian Cubans pretty much see themselves as white. He has the luxury of being hispanic enough to say "Look at me I'm hispanic!" through visuals only. He won't pander like Bush, who brags about his hispanic wife and does interviews in spanish which only pisses off the base. Rubio's only allusions to his hispanic heritage will be to tell lame bootstraps stories about his poor immigrant father.
He's going to be the nominee. He might even win, though I doubt it at this point.
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