It's gotten to the point that if these hoes aint fukking, they're dead to me

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Why we texting all day? :what:

Why you wanna go to movies, walk around the mall holding hands, get dinner and then have a "movie night"? :scusthov:

fukk a bytch unless that bytch fukking :lawd:

My simp past has caught up with me and I can can less about a bytch now :russ:

Maybe heartbreaks drove me to this point :manny:

advice: what do yall do if a bytch aint fukking? :jawalrus:

bc this ytch keep making excuses that i cant sleep over and she will send me lingerie pics tomorrow :steviej:
 

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only time i'll holla is if i feel she is hoe-ish.

otherwise why get them digits? unless u wanna be friends or something :rudy:

Right.

I'm going out with my nikkas this weekend. got to replenish my ho-catalog.

i got like 3 now (fawg, one slim ditsy white jawn and a black jawn thats bi)

I just need a stable of hoes that are ready to fukk :ahh:
 

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Why we texting all day? :what:

Why you wanna go to movies, walk around the mall holding hands, get dinner and then have a "movie night"? :scusthov:

fukk a bytch unless that bytch fukking :lawd:

My simp past has caught up with me and I can can less about a bytch now :russ:

Maybe heartbreaks drove me to this point :manny:

advice: what do yall do if a bytch aint fukking? :jawalrus:

bc this ytch keep making excuses that i cant sleep over and she will send me lingerie pics tomorrow :steviej:


your seeing the light bro

dating=free dinner for these females

be upfront and tell... "I don’t want relations, I just want one night!!

if they say no..bounce right away..why we gotta lie about our intention

fukk paying for dinner and then having to wait for a 2nd job interview
 

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only time i'll holla is if i feel she is hoe-ish.

otherwise why get them digits? unless u wanna be friends or something

I've got girls that are friends. They're smart, funny, deep thinkers, often talented, and powerfully unattractive.

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your seeing the light bro

dating=free dinner for these females

be upfront and tell... "I don’t want relations, I just want one night!!

if they say no..bounce right away..why we gotta lie about our intention

fukk paying for dinner and then having to wait for a 2nd job interview

:salute::salute::salute::salute:

Honesty is the best policy.
 

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Right.

I'm going out with my nikkas this weekend. got to replenish my ho-catalog.

i got like 3 now (fawg, one slim ditsy white jawn and a black jawn thats bi)

I just need a stable of hoes that are ready to fukk :ahh:

why don't u just do one nighters?

i always know there are at least half a dozen girls willing to fck that night. u just gotta find'em and play ur cards right.
 

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your seeing the light bro

dating=free dinner for these females

be upfront and tell... "I don’t want relations, I just want one night!!

if they say no..bounce right away..why we gotta lie about our intention

fukk paying for dinner and then having to wait for a 2nd job interview

:salute:

real talk...im on my get money shyt now. so fukka bytch. ill do drinks though bc that leads to fukking.

i am def seeing the light :ohlawd:

why don't u just do one nighters?

i always know there are at least half a dozen girls willing to fck that night. u just gotta find'em and play ur cards right.

i work too much. imma start going out more to club type places with good music. bytches get drunk and dance and then imma be in there praying on these hoes.

i need a good wingman though. all my real close friends are back home, or in other areas. im new to this area, i dont got a real niggga on deck yet
 

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:salute::salute::salute::salute:

Honesty is the best policy.

yup

once you mention u wanna smash.,,she cant use her box as leverage

you: my real intention was to take you out and smash to be honest
her: im not a whore :what:
you: okay on to the next one :win:
her: wtf wait wait wait :what:
you: i aint paying for free dinner if i get nothing out of it
her: well can i atleast get to know you for a bit :smile:
you: okay im here to listen :win:


once she cant use the box as leverage....the ball is on your court
 

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:salute:

real talk...im on my get money shyt now. so fukka bytch. ill do drinks though bc that leads to fukking.

i am def seeing the light :ohlawd:



i work too much. imma start going out more to club type places with good music. bytches get drunk and dance and then imma be in there praying on these hoes.

i need a good wingman though. all my real close friends are back home, or in other areas. im new to this area, i dont got a real niggga on deck yet

u don't need a wingman. but if it makes u more comfortable. :manny:
 

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nah i work better with a wingman bc girls friends be hating nowadays

fat bytches hate hard :wtf:

thats why i got a friend on deck that fukk fat bishes :youngsabo:

take her by the wrist and say i wanna talk to u away from ur friends. if she says ok, she wants the D.

sometimes it works. sometimes it doesnt.

but its best to get them from her friends. they be the worst cock blockers.
 

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nah i work better with a wingman bc girls friends be hating nowadays

fat bytches hate hard :wtf:

thats why i got a friend on deck that fukk fat bishes :youngsabo:

breh throw every fat one in the bushes
no one really tries to holla at dimes..cause dudes are scares of rejection

getting rejected by dime>>getting rejected by average looking chick :sadbron:
 
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