It's hilarious how much Willy Wonka didn't give a f***k about those annoying-ass kids

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Annoying Kid's Mom: Don't just stand there, do something!!! :damn:
Wonka: Help...police....murder :beli:

*Annoying kid's about to eat the gum after Wonka told her not to *

Wonka: Stop...don't :beli:

*Annoying kid jumps on the device after Wonka told him not to *

Wonka: Stop...don't...come back :beli:

Between Wonka giving zero fukks and Grandpa Joe being a scammer, this is one of those movies that's way funnier to watch as an adult
 

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They say the author Roald Dahl really hated kids … look at the article …


… and he also hated black people side note the Umpa Loompas were originally black



In the version first published, [the Oompa-Loompas were] a tribe of 3,000 amiable black pygmies who have been imported by Mr. Willy Wonka from ‘the very deepest and darkest part of the African jungle where no white man had been before.’ Mr. Wonka keeps them in the factory, where they have replaced the sacked white workers. Wonka’s little slaves are delighted with their new circumstances, and particularly with their diet of chocolate. Before they lived on green caterpillars, beetles, eucalyptus leaves, ‘and the bark of the bong-bong tree.'

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They say the author Roald Dahl really hated kids … look at the article …


… and he also hated black people side note the Umpa Loompas were originally black


Interesting. At least the author didn't double down I guess.
 

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In the version first published, [the Oompa-Loompas were] a tribe of 3,000 amiable black pygmies who have been imported by Mr. Willy Wonka from ‘the very deepest and darkest part of the African jungle where no white man had been before.’ Mr. Wonka keeps them in the factory, where they have replaced the sacked white workers. Wonka’s little slaves are delighted with their new circumstances, and particularly with their diet of chocolate. Before they lived on green caterpillars, beetles, eucalyptus leaves, ‘and the bark of the bong-bong tree.'

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