Its natural to raise the stress levels of chics who wont abort

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:usure: Im pregnant
:wtb: what ever, shyt aint mine
:usure:its yours, we need to talk
:aicmon: fukk outta here yo, aint trying to have no kids
:usure: im keeping it and we need to talk
 

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*changes phone number*
:usure:I finally found you, why you change your number
:childplease: *click*

*calls back using gv*
:usure: I said im keeping it and we really need to talk
:stopitslime:bytch please how you know I aint got the herp or some other shyt
:usure:whatever I got your real name nikka and ya number
:stopitslime:bytch watever, what nikka you know name Spencer and number is gv










*The above is fictional :whistle:
 
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don't be a fool just keep smashing that ho while u fukk other bytches then when she finds out your fukking other bytches the cost is clear , but get used to this bytch if she really is knocked up she is gonna be in your life until the casket drops.
 

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don't be a fool just keep smashing that ho while u fukk other bytches then when she finds out your fukking other bytches the cost is clear , but get used to this bytch if she really is knocked up she is gonna be in your life until the casket drops.

I think you've underestimated the level of scumbag the threadstarter is. no offense to skeets, but its true.
 

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Aww shyt keep it going.

:usure: Im pregnant

:leostare:

:usure: what are we going to do ?

:leostare:

:usure: why come we never talk about what we would do ?

:leostare:


:usure: You know, Jose at work offered to pay my phone bill.

:leostare:
 

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:usure: Im pregenant

:stopitslime: bytch we aint fukk in 2 years

:usure: ................

:stopitslime: Now stop trying to pin a baby at me and go holla at Tyquan

:usure: Bu bu bu he up North for car jacking a old lady and crashing it into the recording studio where he was recording his upcomming mixtape "Bullets Got Game Vol2."

:stopitslime: ..............

:usure: Im sorry I left you for him YOU was really my soulmate. LETS WORK IT OUT

:stopitslime: *Hangs up*


Her : :to:






You: :pachaha:
 

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I thought you were going along the route of, raise the stress levels so there's a higher chance she'll miscarry from the stressful situations you put her through...which is in fact...

genius :win:
 
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this is why you never give your real name and you never let her know anything personal (where you live, work, etc.).

:takedat:
 

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:usure: Im pregenant

:stopitslime: bytch we aint fukk in 2 years

:usure: ................

:stopitslime: Now stop trying to pin a baby at me and go holla at Tyquan

:usure: Bu bu bu he up North for car jacking a old lady and crashing it into the recording studio where he was recording his upcomming mixtape "Bullets Got Game Vol2."

:stopitslime: ..............

:usure: Im sorry I left you for him YOU was really my soulmate. LETS WORK IT OUT

:stopitslime: *Hangs up*


Her : :to:






You: :pachaha:

LMFAO
 
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