It's sad but shoplifting in the U.S is like the easiest thing ever

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:whoa: for the record i do not advocate stealing. get a job and contribute to society :camby:


but the way the majority of retail stores in the U.S. are set up, it's almost like they're asking for it. :sadcam:

whether it's a major supermarket chain, or a big ass superstore like wal-mart or target... the fact is if you really wanted to, you could probably steal almost anything so long that it's small enough to fit inside your coat or your pocket. a pack of batteries... a pair of gloves... a box of candy... literally ANYTHING that is small enough for you fit on your person... you could steal. easily.

i know what you're thinking....

:whoa: "b-b-but what about the security cameras???".............. :childplease:.... u think these stores pay a dude to sit in the back all day and watch security monitors??? lol unless it's an airport or a jewelry store it is highly unlikely. the security footage is usually only viewed AFTER an incident has taken place. if you've made it out the store with the item, you've already won.


:whoa:"b-b-but what about if the alarm beeps when you exit the store???"....... :childplease:..... how many times you seen that happen and absolutely NO ONE does anything about it. you think these minimum wage employees give a fukk if some dude makes it out of rite aid with a stolen tube of hair gel??? either a) nothing will beep in the first place.... or b) if it beeps just carry on like everything is cool and no one will do anything to stop you. in fact once you've made it out of the store i'm not even sure if they can legally stop you. these huge stores already account for losses like that.


don't even get me started on the major clothing stores.... :heh:


you have any idea how big Macy's is??? you think they could keep track of every person??? just go to the fitting room and rip the tags off of anything you plan on stealing and keep it under your clothes. belts, socks, undershirts... no one will ever know you're wearing them. a lot of the times the fitting rooms are left completely unsupervised.


it's as if these stores were designed under the assumption that all of humanity could be trusted. :damn:

sometimes when i shop i really wonder how many ppl are in there to steal. i bet you it's more than you think.
 

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Lol have you ever stolen in your life?

Stealing can be easy. Especially if you're average looking enough to blend in with a crowd. But its not that easy.

Like you said stores literally have hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of merchandise sitting out in the open. You don't think they hire security guards to watch that shyt round the clock? They do.

I've personally seen a female fight a security guard in walgreens over some lip gloss.

I've personally seen a security guard at macys football tackle a bytch off of a table after she tried to run.

I've personally seen mall security chase nikkas down after they had left the store.

If you steal from a store and get in a fight with security your charge gets bumped up from theft to robbery automatically.

Risk outweighs the reward. Boosting is female shyt.
 

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lol that was my hustle when I was unemployed and broke. And you're right, too easy.
 

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u crusty af if u done it:scust:

stealing don't even come up in my mind in a store. lol fukk i look like? a bum ass nikka?

i pray my moms snatch my soul the day she see me steal shyt
 
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