SOHH YESTERDAY I JUMP ON MY BIKE AND RIDE DOWN TO THE BEACH. ITS ABOUT A 25 -30 MINUTE RIDE AND I WAS HOT AS fukk.I GET CAUGHT BY A TRAIN AND IM SITTING THERE FOR A MINUTE SWEATING HARD AS fukk.SOHH THE TRAIN PASSES AND I RIDE UP TO THE BEACH.THIS WHITE BOY SLOWS DOWN NEXT TO ME...LEANS OUT HIS TRUCK AND TELLS ME I DROPPED SOME MONEY.SOHH I LOOK DOWN
AND NOTHING WAS THERE
THEN I LOOK UP AND HE THROWS A BOTTLE OF WATER ON ME AND SAYS YOU LOOKED HOT BRO
HE RODE OFF AND I WAS LIKE 
AND HE WAS LIKE 
AND EVERYONE ELSE WAS LIKE 
SOHH I GO TO THE BEACH AND START JOGGING 
AND I KEEP JOGGINGAND IM JOGGING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT THE WHOLE TIMEFEELING DEPRESSED AND DEFEATEDEVERY TIME I PASS A FEMALE I WONDER IF SHE SEEN IT THEY SMILE AS I PASS THEM AND I JUST GOT THIS LOOK
SOHH TODAY I RIDE OUT TO THE BEACH TO JOG AND ON MY WAY BACK FROM THE BEACH I JUMP OFF THE BIKE TRAIL TO GET ME SOMETHING TO DRINK AT MC DONALDS AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW
THIS bytch nikka IS INSIDE 
THE MEMORY RETURNS
I SEE HIS TRUCK...A OLD ASS 2 DOOR TAHOE IN THE PARKING LOT AND I START GOING CRAZYI CALL MY GIRL LIKE BAE THE nikka WHO THREW THE WATER ON ME IS AT MCDONALDS!!!SHE SAY BEAT HIS ASS BAE BUT WAIT TILL HE WALK TO HIS CAR!! AND CALL ME WHEN YOU DONE!!!!I GO INSIDE AND WALK UP TO HIM LIKE WHAT UP MAN?
HE LOOK AT HIS BOY AND THEY BOTH LOOK AT ME
SOHH I GO TO ORDER SOMETHING TO DRINK AND THEY GET UP AND WALK OUT
I GO OUTSIDE LIKE A BREH YOU MESSED UP MY EARBUDS
HE LIKE DAMN IM SORRY MAN I DIDN'T THINK THE WATER WOULD ACTUALLY HIT YOU
I PULL OUT MY PHONE AND PLUG MY EARBUDS IN AND I TELL HIM TO LISTEN
AS HE GOES TO LISTEN I SLAP THE shyt OUTTA HIM AND ASK HIS BOY WHAT HE WANNA DO?
HE LIKE NOTHING MAN IM NOT EVEN FROM AROUND HERE
THE CAC I JUST SLAPPED IS LIKE WTF MAN???I GET ON MY BIKE AND TELLEM YOU LOOKED HOT YOU bytch ASS HONKY
RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET
AND NOTHING WAS THERETHEN I LOOK UP AND HE THROWS A BOTTLE OF WATER ON ME AND SAYS YOU LOOKED HOT BROHE RODE OFF AND I WAS LIKE AND HE WAS LIKE AND EVERYONE ELSE WAS LIKE SOHH I GO TO THE BEACH AND START JOGGING AND I KEEP JOGGINGAND IM JOGGING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT THE WHOLE TIMEFEELING DEPRESSED AND DEFEATEDEVERY TIME I PASS A FEMALE I WONDER IF SHE SEEN IT THEY SMILE AS I PASS THEM AND I JUST GOT THIS LOOKSOHH TODAY I RIDE OUT TO THE BEACH TO JOG AND ON MY WAY BACK FROM THE BEACH I JUMP OFF THE BIKE TRAIL TO GET ME SOMETHING TO DRINK AT MC DONALDS AND WHAT DO YOU KNOWTHIS bytch nikka IS INSIDE THE MEMORY RETURNS I SEE HIS TRUCK...A OLD ASS 2 DOOR TAHOE IN THE PARKING LOT AND I START GOING CRAZYI CALL MY GIRL LIKE BAE THE nikka WHO THREW THE WATER ON ME IS AT MCDONALDS!!!SHE SAY BEAT HIS ASS BAE BUT WAIT TILL HE WALK TO HIS CAR!! AND CALL ME WHEN YOU DONE!!!!I GO INSIDE AND WALK UP TO HIM LIKE WHAT UP MAN?HE LOOK AT HIS BOY AND THEY BOTH LOOK AT ME
I GO OUTSIDE LIKE A BREH YOU MESSED UP MY EARBUDSHE LIKE DAMN IM SORRY MAN I DIDN'T THINK THE WATER WOULD ACTUALLY HIT YOUI PULL OUT MY PHONE AND PLUG MY EARBUDS IN AND I TELL HIM TO LISTENAS HE GOES TO LISTEN I SLAP THE shyt OUTTA HIM AND ASK HIS BOY WHAT HE WANNA DO?HE LIKE NOTHING MAN IM NOT EVEN FROM AROUND HERETHE CAC I JUST SLAPPED IS LIKE WTF MAN???I GET ON MY BIKE AND TELLEM YOU LOOKED HOT YOU bytch ASS HONKYRIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET
Imma call ducktales sir, its not dat I dnt beeleave u, thecoli dnt beeleave u. Drop the phone log info between u and yo girl.
Your asking me to up a call log of 2 numbers I would never want anyone on thecoli to know
