Its that time again: Who is winning in a fight?

Who you got?

  • 2 gorillas with human intelligence armed with blades

    Votes: 12 63.2%
  • 2 Alaskan Kodiak bears in berserk mode

    Votes: 1 5.3%
  • Well trained human armed with a rifle, blade and modern camo

    Votes: 6 31.6%

  • Total voters
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Scustin Bieburr

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Setting is a summer forest in Alaska. The gorillas have adapted to the trees and are well fed and since they're trained they're larger than regular gorillas.

The human is trained in jujitsu, judo, muay thai and has been injected with HGH and other performance enhancing drugs. He has a pouch of highly nutritious trail mix that can sustain him for days.
 

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Setting is a summer forest in Alaska. The gorillas have adapted to the trees and are well fed and since they're trained they're larger than regular gorillas.

The human is trained in jujitsu, judo, muay thai and has been injected with HGH and other performance enhancing drugs. He has a pouch of highly nutritious trail mix that can sustain him for days.
i think a sumo wrestler wouldve been better than all of this mess, both for strength and weight.





For example ,
Akebono Taro was 6ft 8in tall and weighed 500lb. He is the equal of one silverback . Two of him are a good matchup

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But the human would have go wait in the bushes until the other 4 are done if he plans on living.:hubie:
 

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So basically two bears with rage/rabies, two juiceheads, and mostly likely a human with skills that range from average wildlife hunter to a US Marine Corp sniper. With camo, dude can basically camp out for days and snipe them fools.
 
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Unless that human is a cyborg and has weapons it will always be a wrap unless he can use forest and environment.

Going with intelligent monster gorillas with blades. :mjlol:
 

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i think a sumo wrestler wouldve been better than all of this mess, both for strength and weight.





For example ,
Akebono Taro was 6ft 8in tall and weighed 500lb. He is the equal of one silverback . Two of him are a good matchup

akebono-taro-born-in-hawaii-as-chad-rowan-competes-in-the-1993-san-jose-basho-sumo-wrestling.jpg









But the human would have go wait in the bushes until the other 4 are done if he plans on living.:hubie:
sumo wrestling does not go down in harlem..

obese chanks with thick thongs playin slap titties and grab ass...:dame:


then they hair in a bun
 

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sumo wrestling does not go down in harlem..

obese chanks with thick thongs playin slap titties and grab ass...:dame:


then they hair in a bun
I agree. Fun fact, one of the ways to win a sumo match is to rip your opponents underwear off. I'm not even making this up:russ:





But it's ok for this matchup. Alaska isn't in Harlem:whoa:
 

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I agree. Fun fact, one of the ways to win a sumo match is to rip your opponents underwear off. I'm not even making this up:russ:





But it's ok for this matchup. Alaska isn't in Harlem:whoa:
keep them ball juggling antics in okinawa mayne

u see why godzilla tried to destroy em... rid the asians of homoerotic sports

hell the name its self is tranny ish... sumo= sue moe...

who wanna get beefy n put on thick thongs..


fukk that shyt
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