itt we are white people

[Matt504]

Hey guys lets invite our one black friend @Matt504 over.

*speaks proper english and buttons my shirt to the top so white people don't feel uncomfortable*

 

[Geek]

Hi buddy do you want some tea or a glass of milk? I've got goldfish crackers too. Make yourself at home.

Im not your buddy, guy.

 

[ThaRealness]

sketch

 

[Tommy Knocks]

Time to start training Brazillian Jiujitsu. You're getting to old for bad habits.

No.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

No.

You will be made humble.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

You will be made humble.

Let it be.

 

[mortuus est]

Oh thats a nice dog you have here, hey buddy whats your name?

lllol

 

[blockburna420]

Im not your buddy, guy.

im not your guy, pal