After I turned 25, I swore up and down that I wouldn't deal with any woman under the age of 21, outside of Parker Mckenna Posey
. "What are you gonna talk about with a 18 y/o?" "There are 18 year old that are still in high school, scust" ect... Turns out it was bullshyt.
Long story, short. I'm gonna smash some teenage p*ssy tomorrow, and after years of bullshytting myself, I'm surprised at how easy it was for me to be down with it. I truly thought, if I were put into a situation like this I'd turn it down without a second thought. I thought wrong.
I ran into my old friends little brother while I was out and about last Saturday; we chopped it up, and it turns out he was in need of drink, for a "function". He wanted to give me money to buy some for him, but I stopped drinking hard liquor recently, and had 2, almost full bottles of jack and ciroc at the crib, collecting dust. So I told him I'd trade for 1.5 of loud, instead. Deal. A few hours later he's hitting me up, telling me he's outside. I grab the liquor and when I open my door, he and his homie are in the front seat, and 4 chicks are in the back. 3 of the 4 are cute, one in particular is absolutely beautiful to me, because I'm into oddly attractive women, and she looked like a fine turtle. I tried my hardest not to stare them down, bullshytted a bit with the little homie, and bid them farewell.
Last night dude hits me up and told me that he's having another get together, and that I need to come, and he wants to go half on liquor with me. I laugh, and ask why he's trying to hustle me into funding his little party. "I'm not trying to hustle you; I want you to put in, because them hoes gonna put out.
me-
I'm not going to jail fukking around with some little thotpockets.
c- Only one of them hoes was under 18, and she's not even gonna be there this time, cuz.
me-
... I'm still too old to party with y'all, I wouldn't even feel right trying to holla at hoes your age and I bet they would be creeped out once they found out that I'm 27.
c- HOLLA? nikka them hoes is fukking off the rip. I already told them your age, because they was asking. They was asking about you the second we pulled off from your crib.
me-
What about baby girl in the green shirt.
c- nikka, you talking about Tamika. The one that look like Franklin right?
me- Franklin?
c- The cartoon turtle, nikka.
me-... yeah.
c- On god that was the one that was sweating you the hardest, and she got a fat ass. Look, all them hoes with the business and they all got ran through. It ended up being 3 on 6, but it was really 2 on 6, because one of the homies couldn't get right. Them hoes drained us and started fukking with each other. I'm not gonna guarantee it, but I'd bet cash money, if you come through, you'll fukk around and smash two at the same time. I will guarantee that you fukk Tamika, though. They don't give a fukk about you being an old man.
me-.... I'm not old. Let me think about this.
My mind was already made up, but I tried to act like it was a hard decision all night after I got off the phone with him, so I'd feel less like a pervert.
This nikka would be in the crib in wearing footed pajamas playing playstation, while his brother and I hooped outside, until we came back in and made him get off the game, and now he's putting me in the game. Time fukking flies.
Anyways, I've done a little research and there's nothing
about men being attracted to 18 year olds. We're predisposed to wanting younger women. Don't feel bad about what's natural, brehs. Just thought I'd share, over and out.
. "What are you gonna talk about with a 18 y/o?" "There are 18 year old that are still in high school, scust" ect... Turns out it was bullshyt.Long story, short. I'm gonna smash some teenage p*ssy tomorrow, and after years of bullshytting myself, I'm surprised at how easy it was for me to be down with it. I truly thought, if I were put into a situation like this I'd turn it down without a second thought. I thought wrong.
I ran into my old friends little brother while I was out and about last Saturday; we chopped it up, and it turns out he was in need of drink, for a "function". He wanted to give me money to buy some for him, but I stopped drinking hard liquor recently, and had 2, almost full bottles of jack and ciroc at the crib, collecting dust. So I told him I'd trade for 1.5 of loud, instead. Deal. A few hours later he's hitting me up, telling me he's outside. I grab the liquor and when I open my door, he and his homie are in the front seat, and 4 chicks are in the back. 3 of the 4 are cute, one in particular is absolutely beautiful to me, because I'm into oddly attractive women, and she looked like a fine turtle. I tried my hardest not to stare them down, bullshytted a bit with the little homie, and bid them farewell.
Last night dude hits me up and told me that he's having another get together, and that I need to come, and he wants to go half on liquor with me. I laugh, and ask why he's trying to hustle me into funding his little party. "I'm not trying to hustle you; I want you to put in, because them hoes gonna put out.
me-
I'm not going to jail fukking around with some little thotpockets.c- Only one of them hoes was under 18, and she's not even gonna be there this time, cuz.
me-
... I'm still too old to party with y'all, I wouldn't even feel right trying to holla at hoes your age and I bet they would be creeped out once they found out that I'm 27.c- HOLLA? nikka them hoes is fukking off the rip. I already told them your age, because they was asking. They was asking about you the second we pulled off from your crib.
me-
What about baby girl in the green shirt.c- nikka, you talking about Tamika. The one that look like Franklin right?
me- Franklin?
c- The cartoon turtle, nikka.
me-... yeah.
c- On god that was the one that was sweating you the hardest, and she got a fat ass. Look, all them hoes with the business and they all got ran through. It ended up being 3 on 6, but it was really 2 on 6, because one of the homies couldn't get right. Them hoes drained us and started fukking with each other. I'm not gonna guarantee it, but I'd bet cash money, if you come through, you'll fukk around and smash two at the same time. I will guarantee that you fukk Tamika, though. They don't give a fukk about you being an old man.
me-.... I'm not old. Let me think about this.
My mind was already made up, but I tried to act like it was a hard decision all night after I got off the phone with him, so I'd feel less like a pervert.
This nikka would be in the crib in wearing footed pajamas playing playstation, while his brother and I hooped outside, until we came back in and made him get off the game, and now he's putting me in the game. Time fukking flies.
Anyways, I've done a little research and there's nothing
about men being attracted to 18 year olds. We're predisposed to wanting younger women. Don't feel bad about what's natural, brehs. Just thought I'd share, over and out.
