I've never seen Black people passed out drunk in public

[2legit]

I gotta say that Black folks are the most disciplined in the world when it comes to moderating our drinking habits so that we aren't sloppy in public. I don't see Black people acting like a fool because they had too many Casamigos soda. Just the other night I was walking to the club and I saw a dude throwing up in the corner. Disgusting. Then I saw a white person getting carried out in a stretcher. Then in front of the club I see a couple kneeling down in pain waiting to vomit. That was all before getting to the club. Of course in the club the fukkery get going. Leaving the club I saw multiple people passed out on the sidewalks literally sleeping at 4 AM. Not once in my life have I seen a Black person in that kind of position thankfully.

I swear I witness this type of fukkery at least 10x per night and it's never Black people causing trouble.



*This only applies to going out at night. I'm not counting homeless who are passed out next to the liquor store.

 

[My Girl is Bow Legged]

 

[chkmeout]

 

[Luke Cage]

because we get the cops called on us immediately when we're drunk and disorderly. blink on you'll miss us as we're taken away.
white folks people don't want to disturb, they wanna let them sleep it off.

 

[Dynamite James]

It happened to me this last weekend unfortunately .….You must not get out too much

 

[Dorian Breh]

admit you never jumped off the porch brehs

 

[Apprentice]

I be throwin hands wit my nikkas off the drink idk bruh

 

[Dad]

Did you go to college, OP? Better yet, do you play cards?

 

[RARI_Godwind]

Werd. Me too. I can’t see sht when I’m passed out

 

[MoveForward]

You should get out more…

 

[Left.A1]

You don’t hit free mimosas spots enough

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Breh you must not get out much?

I remember seeing two drunken crackheads on a train yelling and doing the toosie roll. Dude went like AYAYYAYYAYYYYYAAAAA and threw a liquor bottle at the train door, while the marsupial was like:

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Have you never been to a city before???

 

[2legit]

Have you never been to a city before???

You don’t hit free mimosas spots enough

I guess I don't go out to Brunch enough. That's where all the fukkery is happening. I'm always out at nighttime at the club long past Brunch.

 

[Womb Raider]

You aint looking hard enough.