I've Unlocked A New Way to Troll...Road Rage Edition

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

So I'm driving through a busy parking lot. Everyone is going like 5 mph. I'm just trying to exit the parking lot but there is a small line.

I pull into the line in front of this Wrangler and I guess this cac was having a bad day and buddy starts laying into his horn. It wasn't that serious but he hits the horn for probably 10 secs.

Unfortunately my natural troll instincts kick in and I hit a smooth beat on my horn *beep ba ba beep beep...beep beep*.



I have never seen a cac get so furious.

Creh immediately starts doing zip zags like he's trying go to get around me but there is literally nowhere to go.

The parking lot is layed out weird but there are hills and tight turns.

I end up turning into this other part of the lot so I can go into the grocery store.

Angry cac tries to follow me, hits the corner so tight that he nearly flips his car and tries to speed after me.

I turn into a space and he tries to to speed past me to slam on his brake. Mind you, I am already pulling into a space so he really just pasted me while I give him the finger.



As they roll past I see a woman in the car literally yelling, hitting and punching him in the face. I'm assuming she's telling him to stop.

I sit in my car ready to start the 4th of July early but they end up driving off almost hitting other people's cars in the process.

The women is still giving him that work from the passenger seat.

Happy 4th of July

PS I have no regrets

 

[Adonai]

Stay Safe.

There are too many guns around here to be trolling nikkas in cars. A 5 year old girl just got shot this week in Raleigh for that.

Cary police arrest man accused of shooting into a vehicle during road rage incident

Cary police have arrested Charles Edward Stevenson Jr., in a road rage incident that left a 5-year-old girl injured after shots were fired into a vehicle on U.S. 1.

www.wral.com

 

[Address_Unknown]

Spoiler

I'm just here to collect dap, but seriously Cacs are always ticking timebombs to fatal crash outs and the last thing I'm sure you'd want is to get caught up in a Pennsylvania snow shoveling argument. Stay safe.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Spoiler

I'm just here to collect dap, but seriously Cacs are always ticking timebombs to fatal crash outs and the last thing I'm sure you'd want is to get caught up in a Pennsylvania snow shoveling argument. Stay safe.

Ya'll love to keep tabs on me so I figured you all needed a new story in 2025.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Stay Safe.

There are too many guns around here to be trolling nikkas in cars. A 5 year old girl just got shot this week in Raleigh for that.

Cary police arrest man accused of shooting into a vehicle during road rage incident

Cary police have arrested Charles Edward Stevenson Jr., in a road rage incident that left a 5-year-old girl injured after shots were fired into a vehicle on U.S. 1.

www.wral.com

Advice you should be giving to him. I guess you missed the part where I was waiting for the 4th to start early.

He beeped at me. I beeped back. I can't control if people want to go crazy over normal interactions.

If this scares you into not using your horn moving forward I understand. But that ain't me.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

I should try this but canucks are too p*ssy

 

[Address_Unknown]

Ya'll love to keep tabs on me so I figured you all needed a new story in 2025.​

I'm in the small minority of folk that don't take none of y'all Coli folk lives/business/ducktales past posting on here; I wish all y'all the best as supposed black folk, even the weirdo #Catset unfortunates. Only way I'd keep tabs on you if you were to bless the feet thread.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I'm in the small minority of folk that don't take none of y'all Coli folk lives/business/ducktales past posting on here; I wish all y'all the best as supposed black folk, even the weirdo #Catset unfortunates. Only way I'd keep tabs on you if you were to bless the feet thread.

Well I waa gonna say, then you might be a normal stable person...then you added the gif and last sentence.

 

[boogers]

I'm in the small minority of folk that don't take none of y'all Coli folk lives/business/ducktales past posting on here; I wish all y'all the best as supposed black folk, even the weirdo #Catset unfortunates. Only way I'd keep tabs on you if you were to bless the feet thread.

more #droolset weirdness. cant stand yall weirdoes. caught my girls dog trying to get in the cat box. you know why. she wanted some tootsie rolls!

god damn dogs are gross!

 

[Luke Cage]

I'm in the small minority of folk that don't take none of y'all Coli folk lives/business/ducktales past posting on here; I wish all y'all the best as supposed black folk, even the weirdo #Catset unfortunates. Only way I'd keep tabs on you if you were to bless the feet thread.

wtf breh

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I should try this but canucks are too p*ssy

You probably would have got out the car crying.

 

[Wildin]

I used to have road rage. Id lay on the horn, one long continuous blare for like 6 intersections. Intentionally swerved into someones drivers side while going 45 (didn't hit'em just swung at'em), ran a person off the road.

I don't know how, why or when, now I have zero road rage. I'm literally like . I don't speed, Im never in a rush. ----actually it probably coincided when I started carrying a gun in my car.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I used to have road rage. Id lay on the horn, one long continuous blare for like 6 intersections. Intentionally swerved into someones drivers side while going 45 (didn't hit'em just swung at'em), ran a person off the road.

I don't know how, why or when, now I have zero road rage. I'm literally like . I don't speed, Im never in a rush. ----actually it probably coincided when I started carrying a gun in my car.

Good for you breh. But I would have paid good money to watch that cac flip his own shyt for something so stupid. I didn't even cut him off. He was just mad about life.

 

[Address_Unknown]

Well I waa gonna say, then you might be a normal stable person...then you added the gif and last sentence.

​

'fraid not ma'am.​

 

[boogers]

i have to take hwy 169 to go most places. the speed limit is just a suggestion to these cacs in their ford f-950s. speed limit says 65, everyone goes 80

i love nothing more than to ride the speed limit with cruise control on in the center lane. they get furious. ill see them in the rearview just raging behind me. even driving on city streets they act like this. hauling ass down these narrow streets (most of our streets were built in the 40s-50s for smaller cars) just to beat me to the red light. for what? youre still gonna be in oklahoma when you get there

sometimes i wonder if old people drive slow to just troll others. im not putting my life at risk to shave five minutes off my commute. thats just stupid.