Jamaican Dude Tried To Give Me A Stern Lecture About Eggs

[Blankthawtz]

i'm at the supermarket yesterday and i go to pick up a dozen eggs....i notice one of the eggs is cracked so i go to swap out a good one from another carton....here come this heavy West Indian accent stock clerk..





Stock Clerk: ol han bredren ol han....ya naffi do dat...YA NAFFI DO DAAT!!

Me: what?...i'm just swappin a bad egg for a good one?...

Stock Clerk: Lawd Jesus no mon...........awah wrong wit u bwoy?...ya naffi swap NUTTIN!...da egg dem package by date!...oonnew fa switch dis egg fa dat egg oonew gwon make the next pitney SIIIIICKK!

Me: .....breh i just wanna get some eggs and bounce

*Dude proceeds to grab my arm like Jerry Seinfeld's uncle Leo*

Stock Clerk: people dem try fi swap bad egg fa good egg HHAAALLL DI TIME...mi haffa teach u the propa wey!

Me:


if u in the stock clerk business plz try not to take ya job so serious brehs.....

 

[Family Lives Matter]

He was right
Your an idiot

 

[DonDiego]

HHHHAAALLL di time. That H be everywhere.

 

[DonDiego]

But I don't switch the egg just grab a next carton

 

[Luken]

i'm at the supermarket yesterday and i go to pick up a dozen eggs....i notice one of the eggs is cracked so i go to swap out a good one from another carton....here come this heavy West Indian accent stock clerk..





Stock Clerk: ol han bredren ol han....ya naffi do dat...YA NAFFI DO DAAT!!

Me: what?...i'm just swappin a bad egg for a good one?...

Stock Clerk: Lawd Jesus no mon...........awah wrong wit u bwoy?...ya naffi swap NUTTIN!...da egg dem package by date!...oonnew fa switch dis egg fa dat egg oonew gwon make the next pitney SIIIIICKK!

Me: .....breh i just wanna get some eggs and bounce

*Dude proceeds to grab my arm like Jerry Seinfeld's uncle Leo*

Stock Clerk: people dem try fi swap bad egg fa good egg HHAAALLL DI TIME...mi haffa teach u the propa wey!

Me:


if u in the stock clerk business plz try not to take ya job so serious brehs.....

breh, who taught you these battymon. sodomite type of behaviors? how you going to touch up food/merchandise and pass it on to the next person.

the bredrin is right, either take a whole different carton or bust.

dont be touching and switching eggs with your bare hands like your'

whats wrong with you b?

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

HHHHAAALLL di time. That H be everywhere.

Except when needed. 'Erb, 'ospital.

 

[Safe]

Need more people like that West Indian. He said right.

 

[Willie]

My nikka said they sorted by date

 

[Blankthawtz]

But I don't switch the egg just grab a next carton

Man I already did my due diligence and checked every egg in the carton I'm holding... Then have to go thru that again with another one?....

I rather just grab one good one and be out...

 

[Blankthawtz]

He was right
Your an idiot

You're *

 

[Sterling Archer]

You sure he was Jamaican? Mightve been a fakkit from Canada.

 

[DonDiego]

Except when needed. 'Erb, 'ospital.

Lmfao facts. Been chillin wit my BM pops all weekend. Ras be having me weak sometimes.

I be like. Yo Vernon I'm stepping out I be back.
He hit me wit. SELASSIE I and just turn around.

He call and I answer the phone. Hello Vernon

He hit me wit. FIRE BUN HELL-O

 

[Family Lives Matter]

You're *

Congratulations your still an idiot

 

[Brolic Scholar]

No person worth saving is gonna eat the broken egg anyway. If some dummy gets the carton home and cooks a cracked egg that's on them.

 

[Carolina Slim]

Lmfao facts. Been chillin wit my BM pops all weekend. Ras be having me weak sometimes.

I be like. Yo Vernon I'm stepping out I be back.
He hit me wit. SELASSIE I and just turn around.

He call and I answer the phone. Hello Vernon

He hit me wit. FIRE BUN HELL-O

the niigga just HAD to be named Vernon, didn't he? I know like five Jamaican niiggas named Vernon