James Haren: 8-25 38 Points

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He gets all the credit for being a really good player but sometimes his game is so disgusting to watch :scust: heliflopter


Box scores look like:
47 points :gladbron:
4-17 fg :huhldup:
4-12 3pt :jbhmm:
35-37 ft :beli:
11 ast :leon:
8 reb :ehh:

9 to :hhh:

watching those flailing arms :scust:
the 4 step euro step :scust:
the 8 dribbles between the legs then the leap back three
 

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People have the nerve to say this flopping fakkit who plays no defense should have won the MVP over Russ last year :scust:. If he shot 100% at the line then he still had to take almost 20 free throws. People complain about young Wade getting to the line by attacking the rim and getting hit at the rim or getting dudes to bite on shot fakes, but will give this shyt a pass :scust:. This had to be hideous to watch. 20 combined assists and turnovers, 25 shots, and 19 free throws. I can’t wait until he turns in a 5-22 with 7 turnovers performance when the rockets get closed out. Gonna be the single most glorious nba game of the year.
 
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