Jason Whitlock serenades white folks at a hometown buffet

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*phone rings*

sheriff: sheriff white.....this is my private line so this better be good.:beli:
waitress: we may have a problem here at the cracker hut.:merchant:
sheriff: karen zombies aint real......those people were on meth.:beli:
waitress: no that's not it......it's a fat ****** here singing.:merchant:
sheriff: what is he singing??:patrice:
waitress: proud to be an american.:jbhmm:
sheriff: what's the problem with that?:beli:
waitress: he's.....he's a ******......they hate this country.:usure:
sheriff: fat ****** with a big smile?......look like he needs a bath and a nap?:patrice:
waitress: yes that's the ******!!!!!:dwillhuh:
sheriff: that's jason whitlock....he's not a ******....i mean he's black but.:beli:
waitress: is he famous because he sounds pretty good.:usure:
sheriff: after he's done rub his head and call him one of the good ones.:mjpls:
waitress: i'm gonna get a autograph!!!!!:gladbron:
sheriff: and give him a basket of them biscuits....lots of butter.:smugbiden:
waitress: i'm gonna make him something special.:mjgrin:

sheriff: dont go getting sweet on that ******....give him the biscuits and throw
his black ass out.
:mjtf:





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c00ning aside, this nikka is a pretty good singer :leon:


Of all songs and places, he decides to sing that song in a restaurant full of cacs :snoop:


What a waste of talent

Why you surprise he can sing? He as big as a house. You know that's how he got so fat as a kid. Probably was on the street singing to strangers for a bucket of KFC.

Fat greasy b*stard.
 

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c00ning aside, this nikka is a pretty good singer :leon:


Of all songs and places, he decides to sing that song in a restaurant full of cacs :snoop:


What a waste of talent
Same guy who went on Glenn Beck to blacksplain and beg his audience to listen to Kwame Brown.

 
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