Jay-Z: “Take The Money You Smart-Dumb MFs”

[Illuminatos]

nikka said “wtf am I gonna tell you?”

And someone in the comments said we need to kill the 800 credit score > 2 million cash myth next. People finally waking up to the internet LLC scam.

 

[Wildin]

Even hov would take the money.

 

[old pig]

Even hov would take the money.

well of course…he gets to have lunch with himself regardless.

 

[Vilify]

I'm sure there's a dumbass somewhere insisting on taking lunch with Jay Z even after this video.

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

even besides the music...the last 10 years or so he's been giving interviews and talking about his life and how he thinks....

anything he would say at lunch is already out there

 

[The Dust King]

damn that was real

now i need him to rap this on a fire beat

and no that 6 minute dj khaled shyt was azz

 

[Uchiha God]

Said this from the start. He’d always tell you to take the money

 

[Sad Bunny]

well of course…he gets to have lunch with himself regardless.

He can also technically have sex with himself.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Nah he doing a Jedi mind trick!

He know 1 sentence from him at lunch would lead to a billion dollar business!
He only want someone that bucks logic and really hungry for the paper to sit down with him!


Take the lunch regardless of the $ amount counter offer!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Billie Jean]

jay z is so babygirl

 

[2stainz]

I'm sure there's a dumbass somewhere insisting on taking lunch with Jay Z even after this video.

doeboy from sohh would take the lunch and not even eat, just sit & stare at JayZ for an hour

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Thought this thread was going to be a camel that snatched some rich Arabs purse with his mouth.

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

At this point Jay need to start hosting 500K dinner parties just to make the tenkaichi budakai complete

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Jay looking like complacent Jurrasic 5 member with them dookie dreads

But there's still a struggling Booth Coli breh that would go "ahhhhhaaaa, you funny Mr Hov. So brunch at Denny's then. ITS THE ROCK"

 

[Save $ not Hoes]

"God Did" by DJ Khaled ft. Jay-Z (2023):
- "Nobody touched a billi until Hov did/How many billionaires can come from Hov crib? I count three/Me, Ye, and Rih/'Bron’s a Roc boy, so four technically

Give me that got dayum lunch nikka time to add another to that list.