Jeff Bezos Begins his wedding world tour...

[benjamin]

that divorce gonna be

MSN

 

[BaileyPark31]

The Joker and Lex getting hitched ♡

 

[Wepa Man]

They spend all this money on a dumb ass wedding but Amazon employees cant get a bathroom break

 

[aXiom]

He chose to enrich his simpnatium past 90%, attaining weapons of money destruction

 

[DaddyFresh]

Marriage makes zero sense.

 

[benjamin]

They spend all this money on a dumb ass wedding but Amazon employees cant get a bathroom break

damn, is it really that bad at amazon? i heard about nikkas having to piss in soda bottles

 

[TRUEST]

Before getting billions, many sign an oath with the devil, promising to uphold the institution of tradition to keep the masses in trances.

If you wish to sign such an oath, pm me. You will need to sleep naked for 3 consecutive nights in a row. With the doors locked.

 

[CopiousX]

He chose to enrich his simpnatium past 90%, attaining weapons of money destruction

I don't really understand why a 60-year-old, especially a 60-year-old billionaire needs to be married.

He was already getting the milk for free, so why does he need to buy the cow? She's obviously a liability being tied to his name, Even with the best lawyers in the industry. And he is well beyond the age of having any offspring too

He doesn't seem particularly religious, so I don't think it's a moral reason for him to be married.

Before getting billions, many sign an oath with the devil, promising to uphold the institution of tradition to keep the masses in trances.

If you wish to sign such an oath, pm me. You will need to sleep naked for 3 consecutive nights in a row. With the doors locked.

Now I totally understand the the societal pressure for dudes in certain industries to be married.

But I highly doubt that affects him since he is the third or second richest man on earth. He could be a whole degenerate like Elon and still get investors.

 

[Apollo Creed]

I don't really understand why a 60-year-old, especially a 60-year-old billionaire needs to be married.

He was already getting the milk for free, so why does he need to buy the cow? She's obviously a liability being tied to his name, Even with the best lawyers in the industry. And he is well beyond the age of having any offspring too

He doesn't seem particularly religious, so I don't think it's a moral reason for him to be married.



Now I totally understand the the societal pressure for dudes in certain industries to be married.

But I highly doubt that affects him since he is the third or second richest man on earth. He could be a whole degenerate like Elon and still get investors.

What do you mean he is beyond the age of having an offspring? or you mean the woman?

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I don't really understand why a 60-year-old, especially a 60-year-old billionaire needs to be married.

He was already getting the milk for free, so why does he need to buy the cow? She's obviously a liability being tied to his name, Even with the best lawyers in the industry. And he is well beyond the age of having any offspring too

He doesn't seem particularly religious, so I don't think it's a moral reason for him to be married.



Now I totally understand the the societal pressure for dudes in certain industries to be married.

But I highly doubt that affects him since he is the third or second richest man on earth. He could be a whole degenerate like Elon and still get investors.

I don’t either

Unless its just to shut her up or he really just need her for an image

 

[CopiousX]

What do you mean he is beyond the age of having an offspring? or you mean the woman?

He is 61.

Anything that comes out of his epididymis will likely create a retarded baby due to genetic defects of old sperm. Furthermore , any child he has today, he won't be old enough to actually raise. I doubt he intends to be playing with his kids at the ripe page of 70.

 

[DaddyFresh]

I don't really understand why a 60-year-old, especially a 60-year-old billionaire needs to be married.

He was already getting the milk for free, so why does he need to buy the cow? She's obviously a liability being tied to his name, Even with the best lawyers in the industry. And he is well beyond the age of having any offspring too

He doesn't seem particularly religious, so I don't think it's a moral reason for him to be married.



Now I totally understand the the societal pressure for dudes in certain industries to be married.

But I highly doubt that affects him since he is the third or second richest man on earth. He could be a whole degenerate like Elon and still get investors.

I've been asking myself the same thing. Either she is handler/agent or he is just a simp that she got wrapped around her finger .

 

[benjamin]

He is 61.

Anything that comes out of his epididymis will likely create a retarded baby due to genetic defects of old sperm. Furthermore , any child he has today, he won't be old enough to actually raise. I doubt he intends to be playing with his kids at the ripe page of 70.

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