Jerry Rice on NFL Live

[Dr. Fauci]

They need to take this guy off the analyst seat. I understand giving him a shot based off his reputation...but why they keep him around is beyond me. He cant form a sentence...literally.

Host: "So Jerry, what do you think about this Drew Brees situation? Does the deal get done before training camp?"

Jerry: yea...well.............................................Drew is uh.......hes really good" (awkwardly smiles)

Host and Antonio Pierce sitting there like


Its like having Derrick Rose up there

 

[Joe Sixpack]

Family, I been tellin my peoples this shyt..

Jerry is incoherent..

He can't talk.. It's so embarassing. ESPN and the media desperately wanted to give Jerry an analyst's job totally ignoring the fact that he sounds like he can't read..

His analysis is mad vanilla and just boring too..

On that Audibles show he sounds retarded..

 

[Dr. Fauci]

Family, I been tellin my peoples this shyt..

Jerry is incoherent..

He can't talk.. It's so embarassing. ESPN and the media desperately wanted to give Jerry an analyst's job totally igoring the fact that he sounds like he can't read..

His analysis is mad vanilla and just boring too..

On that Audibles show he sounds retarded..

And everyone in the room knows it...u can see it in their faces, sitting there like


Hes hands down the worst. Hes never made one single point that isnt absolutely fukking obvious. And it takes him forever to spit out the simplest shyt

 

[Joe Sixpack]

And everyone in the room knows it...u can see it in their faces, sitting there like


Hes hands down the worst. Hes never made one single point that isnt absolutely fukking obvious. And it takes him forever to spit out the simplest shyt

Hell yeah.. it really makes you cringe..

I thought they woulda been fired his ass already..

He's gotta go..

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Thats why he got the job,because he is Jerry Rice

 

[Dr. Fauci]

Thats why he got the job,because he is Jerry Rice

and i get that part....let him come in on the strength of his name


but once they figured out the guy cant read....why is he still around?

 

[mastermind]

 

[Joe Sixpack]

Dog, Emmitt was way better then Jerry..

 

[mastermind]

Dog, Emmitt was way better then Jerry..

I know, why do you think Emmitt is smiling

 

[Joe Sixpack]

I know, why do you think Emmitt is smiling

 

[Rocket Scientist]

and i get that part....let him come in on the strength of his name


but once they figured out the guy cant read....why is he still around?

Because he is Jerry Rice just like ESPN keeps Magic around.Seriously I think its for ratings.... The average fan would turn in and see Jerry talking and think his word is golden because he is Jerry Rice.He brings nothing to the set...these 3 are great players but suck as analysts

Jerry Rice
Magic
Emmitt

 

[NYC Rebel]

Because he is Jerry Rice just like ESPN keeps Magic around.Seriously I think its for ratings.... The average fan would turn in and see Jerry talking and think his word is golden because he is Jerry Rice.He brings nothing to the set...

Jerry Rice
Magic
Emmitt

AND Eric dikkerson

FIXED

 

[mastermind]

OMG, and they had Eric dikkerson doing sideline reporting too


that SNL MNF skit with Tracy Morgan as Eric dikkerson, Will Ferrell as Dan Fouts, and Jimmy Fallon as Dennis Miller was classic

 

[Stinky Diver]

I think we need Emmitt to come tell us how hard it is to be in that chair.

 

[Joe Sixpack]

OMG, and they had Eric dikkerson doing sideline reporting too


that SNL MNF skit with Tracy Morgan as Eric dikkerson, Will Ferrell as Dan Fouts, and Jimmy Fallon as Dennis Miller was classic

Eric dikkerson...

I felt sorry for him on MNF..

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