Jizzy Azalea Receives Fan's Semen In Her Mail

[MR. SNIFLES]

Not how DNA analysis works
They can’t track him down with just that they need to compare it to a blood or spit sample

THEY HAVE DATABASES BREH. THIS GUY CAN'T LEAVE SO MUCH AS A FART SAMPLE ANYWHERE NOW.

 

[Geek Nasty]

Not how DNA analysis works
They can’t track him down with just that they need to compare it to a blood or spit sample

All those DNA companies were revealed to be a front for law enforcement. They're collecting DNA for tracking people, not giving you shytty guesses about where your ancestors are from.

 

[badboys11]

knew a girl who had to change her xbox live avatar cause of nonsense like this. Entire inbox full of dikk pics and a$$hole shots

 

[EndDomination]

Is that illegal though

Very.

As are Women.

They're not emailing other women men's sperm though

Not how DNA analysis works
They can’t track him down with just that they need to compare it to a blood or spit sample

From anyone in the database.
Assuming this moron already has his DNA on file.

 

[Renegade47]

what did he think she was gone do with that?

 

[GreenGhxst]

it could be vagina secretion, but nooo she goes straight to blaming men

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

In what world did this person believe Jail time wouldn't be a very likely scenario here

 

[Hey_zeus]

Incels

 

[Hardest Since MC Ren]

Which one of y’all pawgin JBO nikkas behind this one?

@stomachlines .

 

[richaveli83]

Men are so gross

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

what did he think she was gone do with that?

Be feasting on that in a pile of money with his baby in a crib of money

 

[Oatmeal]

Are they sure it was human semen? Somebody could've sent some animal juice out to prank her...unless she did an in depth analysis....

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

AT LEAST HE DIDN'T TRY TO DELIVER THE PACKAGE TO HER BACKDOOR PERSONALLY.

 

[Renegade47]

knew a girl who had to change her xbox live avatar cause of nonsense like this. Entire inbox full of dikk pics and a$$hole shots