Job interview questions you hate

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Inspired by a phone interview I had earlier.

What are the questions you HATE to be asked when you're interviewing for a job? You know, those same lame, irrelevant questions hiring managers love to ask?

My most hated:


Where would you like to be in (five) years?

Me: Hopefully in position where I don't have to deal with dumb interview questions. :upsetfavre:


What are your weaknesses?

Me: ...a good scotch? :leostare:


What kind of salary are you looking for?

Me: :comeon:

Would it kill employers to just post a salary range? In this economy they have all the leverage anyway.


How would your coworkers/boss/whoever describe you?

Me: They'd say I'm about 5'9 and wear glasses. :dry:



Seriously, I hate irrelevant interview questions.
 
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A friend of mine had an interview the other day...he said that after asking the generic interview questions the chick pulled out an ink pen and told him to "sell this ink pen to me".

And the job isn't a sales position.

Dude said he was :what: :dwillhuh: :why:

He didn't get the job :laugh:
 
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you know what, I just thought about it, I would like one day even if I already have a job to go to an interview just for the fun of it and respond to all the question with a sarcastic tone just for the pleasure to look at the face of the person in front of me.

like if he ask me what are my weaknesses, I'll tell him :

My biggest weakness is I can't stand dumb questions, I simply can't

Your qualities:

I don't scream or slap people who ask stupid questions when I seriously want to, so I would say patience and tolerance

Why do you think you deserve the job more than others:

(snoop voice in the wire) Deserve have nothing to do with it, that's my time that's all. And it would be publicly known if the better candidate where automaticaly chosen, just look at survivor. As long as my competition don't involve a girl with big t*ts, I think I've got my chances.

Are you familiar with our company ?

Sure, I've google you guys last night, apparently your chairman got charge for sexual harrasment

Do you practice any sport ?

I don't think sittin in a chair all day requires any skills in sport, but I would say I maintain a certain phisical stamina just so I can fukk the shyt outta all your female recruits

Are you comfortable with responsabilities

Yep, all my tamagotchis still alive to this day
 
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Why should we consider you for the position?

Its right there in my resume and cover letter, not to mention you've been asking me questions for the past 30 minutes, If you have to ask that question at this point.. why bother.





AND I HATE THAT SOME WAIT UNTIL AFTER YOU APPLY AND SIT THROUGH THE INTERVIEW AND ASK ALL THEM fukkING QUESTIONS BEFORE THEY TELL YOU HOW MUCH THE SALARY IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't waste my time. If you saw I was asking for 45k on my resume, don't fukking have me sit through all the b.s. only to offer me 30k.
 
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That why do you want to work for us question is always :beli:

I hate the weakness question because it's a double edge sword

EDIT - Thought of another one, when they ask Name something you disliked about your old job?
 
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