John Cena signs endorsement deal with Hefty Trash Bags; Brad Maddox discusses Randy Orton's fits

[mrken12]

No it's not a joke.

John Cena Just Signed A Multi-Million Dollar Deal To Be The Spokesperson For Garbage Bags

According to the latest edition of the Wrestling Observer Newsletter, John Cena has signed a “multi-million dollar” deal to become the new spokesperson for Hefty. You know, the garbage bag company. EVERYONE PREPARE YOUR “TRASH” EMOJIS.

Cena will reportedly star in a series of upcoming commercials for Hefty’s “Ultra Strong” garbage bags. Get it? Because John Cena is also Ultra Strong? Well, I get it. This is a perfect case of synergy, because Cena has been calling all of his opponents “wimpy wimpy wimpy” for years.

Cena is certainly no stranger to that endorsement lifestyle, as anyone who has watched RAW for longer than a few years can attest. Anyone remember those Gillette commercials? Maybe you’ve blocked them from your memory after no longer seeing them six times a night. Allow me to subject you to them all over again.

This was the first one:



And this one (if I’m not mistaken) was the most recent:



Of course, those Gillette ads came long before Cena was the breakout star of Sisters and Trainwreck and before he started guest-hosting Today every couple months. To say nothing of his current television series, which is in the middle of its first season as we speak. Now he’s older, wiser, more polished, and fully prepared to TAKE OUT THE TRASH, JACK.

Now you can ensure all of your garbage will be compromised to a permanent end.

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Brad Maddox Talks Randy Orton's Backstage Fits, Having To Do Scripted Promos, Backstage In WWE - WrestlingInc.com

Randy Orton's fits:

"Randy [Orton] would get angry at something in a match. I remember a few instances when I was a referee, so I was in [the Gorilla Position] a lot of the time. A few times he would say things or threaten other guys, like right there in Gorilla, and I would be standing there with my eyes wide open, not believing that he is saying this in front of all the producers and in the same room with Vince. I was kind of amazed by that."

 

[Riley Escobar]

Cena getting millions of dollars for promoting garbage?

Same as his day job then

 

[mrken12]

Also he talked about the scripted promos in WWE:

Scripted promos in wrestling:

"The problem with a lot of the promos nowadays is that not only do [wrestlers] not believe in what they're talking about, they don't even know what they're talking about because it's not even their words. I which I can take back every promo I did on Raw or SmackDown, because I was always handed an exact word-for-word script, full pages written out. My first promo killed me, because I was trying to memorize every word of it. You only have a few hours to memorize a page of words, and try to make it seem at all genuine, which is not easy. Every now and then I would ask the writers, 'Do I have to say this exact thing?' They would say, 'Well. It was written by Vince himself, so yeah.' There's a bunch of writers, and they would be interchangeable depending on the week or the month. [There is sort of a high turnaround], and I wouldn't know what would happen to these guys, whether they would get sick of it and quit, or what. I know they were frustrated as well, because everything has to be run through Vince or [HHH], so they didn't have a lot of freedom themselves. I'm sure they're talented [writers], but they really didn't have a job to do, other than run back and forth between performer and Vince."

 

[ThatTruth777]

 

[The Rainmaker]

They tried to hire Randy Orton to promote the trash bags, but you know...

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

 

[RammerJammer]

Randy Orton and Trash in the same thread title. Perfect.

 

[Da King]

right on cue, the corny jokes from the smarks :HBGOAT:

 

[RammerJammer]

right on cue, the corny jokes from the smarks :HBGOAT:

Right. Because Randy Orton didn't get injured from taking out the trash

But of course your only talking point is "smark" this and "smark" that, time for a new gimmick.

 

[Silkk]

right on cue, the corny jokes from the smarks :HBGOAT:

These smark ass neckbeard marks so predictable

 

[Da King]

feelings get caught when truth is spoken

 

[mrken12]

feelings get caught when truth is spoken

Randy Orton has tantrums and John Cena got a big money deal selling trash bags. Both of these things are true.

 

[Silkk]

feelings get caught when truth is spoken

These marky marks don't know how to handle it, should've been kliqed up

 

[The Rainmaker]

feelings get caught when truth is spoken

Jeezus Christ, nikka. Instead of wasting your money on Playgirl magazines, buy a thesaurus and learn some new words.

 

[DaylitoJames]

Cena getting millions of dollars for promoting garbage?

Same as his day job then