@JudgeJoeGorilla How you going to join the reserves?

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Now I know they done let Forrest Whittaker be every damn solider in the book, But how your lazy eye dusty ass going to shoot a gun when your one eye looking straight and the other looking at the nikka next to you.

You know they going to have that shave that swamp water off the top of your head right? Gunna have to call in @Big Daddy to line you up with his Talons, With that nappy dusty shyt.

You ain't going to be able to post on TheColi about "This cac" yelling at you right.

nikka gunna get his uniform and shyt going to instantly look like you return from two tours in Iraq, You dusty motherfukker.

nikka going to be smooth crying in his bunk out of his retard eye with his south ass.

nikka going to go up to HR to snitch on his bunkmates and shyt. You think getting yo cryptkeeper looking mother roasted on thecoli was bad, How you going to act when a swole ass drill sargent screaming in your face.

Yo would last about six seconds in basic and that's if and a big crooked lazy ass if they let you in walking into the recruiting station looking like Robocop without his helmet.

Eat a dikk, Chew that shyt up and feed it to your toothless mother, you dusty fakkit.

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