Jupiter Ascending = The Wachowskis back on that Matrix swag?

[winb83]

synopsis

Jupiter Jones is an unlucky Russian immigrant who cleans toilets for a living. She encounters Caine, an interplanetary warrior whom the Queen of the Universe sent to kill Jupiter. Caine tells Jupiter that the stars were pointing to an extraordinary event on the night she was born, and that her DNA could mark her as the universe's next leader.

stars Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum sounds like she's Neo and he's Morpheus as in he steps into her ordinary life and blows it away as she's the one.

 

[Swiggy]

 

[Mowgli]

Pass. Basically a movie about killing God. Garbage! Be hilarious if they made the queen black.

This movie actually makes no fukkin sense because how does God have a prophecy against itself. Unless by queen they just mean some random bytch that just so happened to take over the entire universe.

 

[HHR]

Sounds............................terrible.