Just dodged bullets... Matrix style

[god shamgod]

HELL NO. I've been in hell ever since breh. She asked for passwords, a play by play of what I'm doing when I'm not with her, check ins, all that shyt. It's like I'm living with the fukking feds. We have a kid together so my main wants to keep the fam together. It's gonna be tough though. She has no trust in me at all right now. Reminds me of that fact every fukking day too.

Iiight this sounds more like it.Good luck wit that

 

[Theabbot]

How did your main find out? Did she also know ol girl was pregnant?



Co-sign. The relationship is now tainted, it's only a matter of time until it collapses. Best to get out of it sooner rather than later.

She got into my phone and was reading texts and shyt. She has no idea about the pregnancy tho. One of the first comments she made after finding out I hit it raw was: "You betta hope she not pregnant. You ass is through if she is."

 

[Boy C]

White folks are looking at this laughing.

I did laugh.

Mexicans be looking at this post laughing.

 

[Brofato]

So you trusted her word that she had an IUD placed inside of her?

 

[Lana Kane]

See this is why I date one person at a time.

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

You shared that uterus

 

[blackzeus]

Your "main girl" sounds like she ain't shyt, just like you.

Main chick been lettin' other nikkaz hit that.

 

[beenz]

I know the feeling. last time I knocked up my old lady back 4 years ago, the dr. said it was twins. I damn near

right on the spot. hell, I didn't even wanna have another kid at the time anyways. luckily one of the twins I was sposed to have turned out to be a Vanishing Twin I can't imagine the feeling of knocking off a jumpoff.........with twins to add insult to injury

 

[beenz]

HELL NO. I've been in hell ever since breh. She asked for passwords, a play by play of what I'm doing when I'm not with her, check ins, all that shyt. It's like I'm living with the fukking feds. We have a kid together so my main wants to keep the fam together. It's gonna be tough though. She has no trust in me at all right now. Reminds me of that fact every fukking day too.

why did u have a jumpoff in the first place? was the wifey holding out on the trim? or were u just out there having your cake and it too? did u explain how she found out?

 

[sanityovar8ted]

god was on your side, all praises be to him. i had the iud yrs ago and had to get it removed cuz it kept poking my then husband in the dikk.

 

[Theabbot]

So you trusted her word that she had an IUD placed inside of her?

I was with her when she had the hardware installed.

I know the feeling. last time I knocked up my old lady back 4 years ago, the dr. said it was twins. I damn near

right on the spot. hell, I didn't even wanna have another kid at the time anyways. luckily one of the twins I was sposed to have turned out to be a Vanishing Twin I can't imagine the feeling of knocking off a jumpoff.........with twins to add insult to injury

Man.... I felt like I had to puke as soon as she told me what was going on.

why did u have a jumpoff in the first place? was the wifey holding out on the trim? or were u just out there having your cake and it too? did u explain how she found out?

This

god was on your side, all praises be to him. i had the iud yrs ago and had to get it removed cuz it kept poking my then husband in the dikk.

Most def! Apparently it slid out of place or some shyt.
If y'all only knew how relieved I feel right now.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Some of y'all might know I've been havin fun with a young little ternderoni on the side for the last few months. She got on that IUD so I been hittin it raw and lettin off in that p*ssy like there was no tomorrow.... Yeah I know.
Anyway, she started feeling sick last week. Started bleeding a few days later. Then went to the doctor. Had an ultrasound. Turns out the bytch was pregnant. With TWINS!!!

BUT she had a miscarriage......

I know I sound like a dikk for saying it, but I have never been so happy brehs!
But the happiness was short lived. My main chick found out about my jumpoff the same day as the miscarriage drama

Told me that she would be willing to try to work through things if I agree to stop seeing the girl, and take an STD test. I got my test results today. When the doc told me that I was all in the clear, I was literally like

Now all I gotta do is

and be done with this shyt.
I got sloppy and made several rookie mistakes. Won't be doing that shyt again.
Go ahead. fukk around brehs...

Hopefully you learned about the dangers of catering to demonic filth from this satanic episode. Hopefully, friend.