Just finished predator Badlands, Has Weyland ever had a successful mission?

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Was thinking about this before :mjlol:

Haven't done anything but get murked by aliens and predators:mjlol:

Spending billions on andriods that get ripped up 10 minutes after they made :mjlol:

Weyland and Umbrella got to be the two least successful companies in history :mjlol:

Chris and Leon done suplexed about a billion dollars with of zombies and blown up about 2 billion dollars worth of tyrants :mjlol:

I want to see a game about you being an accountant having to explain all this shyt to executives of this company :mjlol:

Has Wayland captured even ONE ALIEN to do anything? Have these nikkas made one real dollar off an alien in any way shape or form?:mjlol:

What do they tell these peoples families? You know them wrongful death settlements got to be CRAZY :mjlol:
 

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Every damn Alien movie is a failed Weyland mission, now in badlands when they cross over it's another failed mission. How do they get funding :gucci:
They don't get funding, they literally rule the world and basically the damn galaxy, they steal all kinds of aliens and make all kinds of fukk all technology. They don't fail they just keep doing shyt until they got what they want, which seems to be death
 

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Weyland has hundreds maybe thousands of mining colonies on random moons all over the galaxy. These Alien/Predator side missions are just blips on the overall bottom line. They are probably just 2 failures out of 25 in terms capture/studying new species. In Alien Romulus, there's 2 trillion dollar space stations just abandoned in space because of an outbreak. In Alien: Earth, the ship had multiple captured species on it and eventually on Earth.
 
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Was thinking about this before :mjlol:

Haven't done anything but get murked by aliens and predators:mjlol:

Spending billions on andriods that get ripped up 10 minutes after they made :mjlol:

Weyland and Umbrella got to be the two least successful companies in history :mjlol:

Chris and Leon done suplexed about a billion dollars with of zombies and blown up about 2 billion dollars worth of tyrants :mjlol:

I want to see a game about you being an accountant having to explain all this shyt to executives of this company :mjlol:

Has Wayland captured even ONE ALIEN to do anything? Have these nikkas made one real dollar off an alien in any way shape or form?:mjlol:

What do they tell these peoples families? You know them wrongful death settlements got to be CRAZY :mjlol:
Isn’t their primary focus synthetics and research on how to achieve immortality

Aliens seem to be a curse on them that constantly gets in the way to the point the movies become about them :pachaha:
 

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Isn’t their primary focus synthetics and research on how to achieve immortality

Aliens seem to be a curse on them that constantly gets in the way to the point the movies become about them :pachaha:

They made that one David android who went crazy and killed the aliens who made the aliens :pachaha:

They trotted out that old as dude to talk to the Engineer and the engineer instantly killed him :pachaha:
 

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none of those companies can succeed
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they are a highly successful corporation based on at least what weve seen in the movies(not counting resurrection) and theyve made contact with various species. its mainly the xenomorphs and yautja are either more cunning, being underestimated, or both
 

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Billion dollar company yet Bishop the best android they made
 
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