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99% of the time I rock a mustache which I have no grey so it's all good
However since it's cold and winter season I grew out beard, slightly darker then a after 6 shadow but been growing for 3 weeks.
Around the chin I noticed a few grey hairs so I went an grabbed some just for men after a fresh cut and shave.
Easy to use and the first 24 hours so problem your boy was looking nice .
Then all sudden a itch came along wasnt bad at first then got worse over time.
A few hours later its red skin under my beard.
I did some research online an thought I just had dry beard with slight irritation so I put some wine vinegar on it and it took away the itch so I thought I was on my way back.
Then I went to sleep an woke up..
Ya boy's face was literally looking like that lebron gif....this one
My jaw swelled the fucc up...
And I had this training class to go to..
I went straight to target they open at 8, I was there at 7:30 waiting like
Jaw was swelled up so much it was hard to talk straight, sounding like I had braces on
Grabber some benadryl then headed to class
Instructor was asking me to read out loud, I know people was lookin like the fucc wrong with him
We had this potluck an I was nominated to go to popeyes and get chicken for the class everyone pitched in
I ordered a 16 piece at the drive through, pulled up to pay for the order. And at the drive threw window was this nice looking green eyed, what you would call "red bone" girl.
She took my card and was staring at me, I'm trying to not make eye contact cause I was looking pretty fucc'd up, but I didnt want to be disrespectful so.
look all you want
She handed me the food, along with her phone number
Didnt ask for it either
I was shocked she wanted to talk to me
considering the circumstances
its likely cause I have green eyes
Ya boy still has it..
My jaw is still fucc'd up....is this how beard gang be eating, the beard hiding there flaws
Handsome gang+beard gang=thanos
Currently taking benadryl......
However since it's cold and winter season I grew out beard, slightly darker then a after 6 shadow but been growing for 3 weeks.
Around the chin I noticed a few grey hairs so I went an grabbed some just for men after a fresh cut and shave.
Easy to use and the first 24 hours so problem your boy was looking nice .

Then all sudden a itch came along wasnt bad at first then got worse over time.
A few hours later its red skin under my beard.
I did some research online an thought I just had dry beard with slight irritation so I put some wine vinegar on it and it took away the itch so I thought I was on my way back.

Then I went to sleep an woke up..

Ya boy's face was literally looking like that lebron gif....this one

My jaw swelled the fucc up...

And I had this training class to go to..

I went straight to target they open at 8, I was there at 7:30 waiting like

Jaw was swelled up so much it was hard to talk straight, sounding like I had braces on

Grabber some benadryl then headed to class
Instructor was asking me to read out loud, I know people was lookin like the fucc wrong with him

We had this potluck an I was nominated to go to popeyes and get chicken for the class everyone pitched in
I ordered a 16 piece at the drive through, pulled up to pay for the order. And at the drive threw window was this nice looking green eyed, what you would call "red bone" girl.
She took my card and was staring at me, I'm trying to not make eye contact cause I was looking pretty fucc'd up, but I didnt want to be disrespectful so.
look all you wantShe handed me the food, along with her phone number
Didnt ask for it either

I was shocked she wanted to talk to me
considering the circumstances
its likely cause I have green eyesYa boy still has it..

My jaw is still fucc'd up....is this how beard gang be eating, the beard hiding there flaws

Handsome gang+beard gang=thanos

Currently taking benadryl......

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i probably shouldn't be laughing at this but damn breh 

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