Shorty at my work came to me and said something by was off about her man. She been giving me the eye for a few weeks now but I ain’t think nothing of it
Apparently her man’s been saying some cornball shyt around the crib
and she found out he was hiding his ancestry results from her 
she thought dude was all black but he’s something like 50% African and a whole Buncha other shyt 
I told her my great great grandfather was a shoe salesman in Wakanda
and I’ll put the D in DNA test if she wants 
She told me take it out in the maintenance room and was throwing that head around
like it was wig twisting season 
How’s your Saturday going
