Just got pressed in JBO, they told me I gotta check in with the OG's before browsing

[Scottie Drippin]

It's really a jungle out there The second I clicked the URL my home phone rang (which is wild because it's been disconnected since '01) man like @horse. kills on the line speaking in all sort of lingos saying he gonna let me breathe as long as I stay on the forum page but if I open a thread without paying tithes it's a blue light on meThen I get an alert on my phone, I got excited because I been waiting on my presidents day sale coupons but I look and see some dude @penfield done added me on venmo and is requesting $10k and the only message is a bow and arrow emoji

Now, I ain't no bytch so I clicked in the piff thread downloaded a file knawmsayin, click play, get comfortable ya dig me 6 minutes in it cuts out and it's some extra grainy ass footage that looked like it was recorded on a kyocera slider of some british dude wearing like 5 blue bandanas its this dude @Kunty McPhuck nikka saying pay the shillings or its a killing.

Just letting ya'll know be safe over there. I ain't have the money to pay up so I made a deal to shout them out on instagram and my next 8 powerpoint presentations at work so they'd take the foot off my neck

 

[JahBuhLun]

 

[Ricky Fontaine]

@YaThreadFloppedB!

 

[TL15]

 

[Address_Unknown]

You thought cause it ain't had a lock on the door you coulda just sidled in without credentials or vouchers?

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

You didn't want to check in with @The Taxman ?

 

[Scottie Drippin]

You thought cause it ain't had a lock on the door you coulda just sidled in without credentials or vouchers?

Bruh I just got an email from @mastermind saying I can suscribe to a voucher for $999.99 a month

 

[It is a mystery]

Posters really thought they could replicate Tekashi69's actions and move without checking in
It's about to be a hot summer on thecoli

 

[Scottie Drippin]

You didn't want to check in with @The Taxman ?

Bruh asked if I was 4in or 4.6in in girth cause the price depended on it, I asked him what's the difference and he said like 30-40 grand

 

[Iceson Beckford]

You think this shyt a joke creh?

My UK JBO OGs will get at your head like Tricc Tricc

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

You didn't want to check in with @The Taxman ?

Check in with @The Taxman brehs

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

Bunch of filthy degenerates in job. Mofos really out there discussing porn

 

[Address_Unknown]

Bruh I just got an email from @mastermind saying I can suscribe to a voucher for $999.99 a month

The price dropped? Dang. It's either that, make a porno, or send a high res pic with ya joint in a ballpark hotdog bun so a certain member can rate/approve ya meat and mail you a certificate.

Either way once you in, you kin. You'd never have to worry about not knowing a porn scene, actress or find a new genre to jerk it to ever again.

 

[Mass]

This thread is literally in a situation where it could go either direction



for the record I laughed but I can see why some are probably sitting with dahell face

 

[Scottie Drippin]

The price dropped? Dang. It's either that, make a porno,

They told me that's what happened to The Nigerian He was out here backup dancing in a gangbang for a safety pass from the homies