was at work. shyt was scary as fukk. I remember minutes before (dont even know how i got there) i was on bus on the way home. Some dude that i used to see riding bus all the time was on and immediately asked me for 50 cents. I was like i dont have any change but changed my mind. I ended up buying him a transfer instead but that shyt came out like oversized chuckee cheese tickets(think fedex labels) instead . I was fumbling around with like 15 big ass oversized tickets/transfers and had to pull off each one to give to bus driver who was sitting there watching me like while i struggled to figure out how to pay for this nikka. Finally sat down and the seats were tight as fukk. Couldn't even move around...but i was just glad to sit down. Then outta nowhere came this old cac lady (60ish)who propped her old ass right next to me and began having a conversation with another old lady (out of view) behind "our" seat She was talking loud as fukk too reminiscing about some shyt...kind of blurry and rubbing her leg on my leg
shyt kinda turned me on
Then all i remember is seeing the bus stop and that was that...THEN
I literally fukking remember playing xbox on someone elses entertainment console. Didn't know whos but apparently it was a customers (im a technician in real life) fukking heard keys giggling and i knew i was literally in unfamiliar territory but by the time she entered (think kelly rowland in business attire) i was completely speechless and nervous as fukk brehs..
She: who are you? Me: I'm um um here to fix your computer
She: I didn't order a repair man
Me: (i think) pointed at xbox For some reason..
She:
She: my internet works perfectly....I'M calling CCCCO
... before she could even finish, i ran out the back door jumped off that hoe balcony like
Didn't even look back. All i heard is a blazing alarm and sirens in the distant. Ran through this creek in a zig zag motion because i thought i heard dogs n shyt sniffing loud as fukk but never seen them. Hit a little embankment and hopped a small fence and woke up. Heart beating fast as fukk and soooo glad that was a dream ... No more late night GTAV and billboard awards for me brehs
You serious?? I ate a big ass piece of chocolate cake and was mad at myself for doing it. Did like 20 crunches or so to counteract the fat intake i would get while sleep...lol
You serious?? I ate a big ass piece of chocolate cake and was mad at myself for doing it. Did like 20 crunches or so to counteract the fat intake i would get while sleep...lol
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