Just had a seizure at work... in an ambulance headed to the hospital right now

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Man, I went in the bathroom right after this sloppy FAT obese nerd looking white boy. He looked like the fat clown from Spawn, I kid you not, brehs :mjtf:



Anyway I go in the bathroom right after him and when that smell hit me, NIKKA. It smelled like NY sewers, mane. Smelled like this fat fool was using a dead skunk as deodorant. Breh it smelled like farts mixed with tear gas. Smell was so terrible and intense that I blacked out.

I wake up a few min later and see a bunch of dudes standing around, and the obese FAT white boy on his phone furiously typing something. Looked like he was tryna post on a website or something. Im laying there looking up at this fool like :mjtf:


Cause my boss is right there asking me "what happened? Who did this to you?"

I thought about snitching on this fat fakkit but I knew the coli frowns on snitching on folks at work so I kept my mouth shut. :unimpressed:


When the ambulance came and carried me out, they take me by fat boys desk and I see some sour cream ruffles on his desk :mjtf:
 

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And OP was spazing out when his loved one died of COVID..

Imagine trying to be respectful to a nikka like this and his situation then a year later pull some shyt like this.
 

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Damn, breh. I hope you’re good. Do you a have an extensive history of epilepsy? Take care of yourself, breh.
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