Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
Man, I went in the bathroom right after this sloppy FAT obese nerd looking white boy. He looked like the fat clown from Spawn, I kid you not, brehs 
Anyway I go in the bathroom right after him and when that smell hit me, NIKKA. It smelled like NY sewers, mane. Smelled like this fat fool was using a dead skunk as deodorant. Breh it smelled like farts mixed with tear gas. Smell was so terrible and intense that I blacked out.
I wake up a few min later and see a bunch of dudes standing around, and the obese FAT white boy on his phone furiously typing something. Looked like he was tryna post on a website or something. Im laying there looking up at this fool like
Cause my boss is right there asking me "what happened? Who did this to you?"
I thought about snitching on this fat fakkit but I knew the coli frowns on snitching on folks at work so I kept my mouth shut.
When the ambulance came and carried me out, they take me by fat boys desk and I see some sour cream ruffles on his desk

Anyway I go in the bathroom right after him and when that smell hit me, NIKKA. It smelled like NY sewers, mane. Smelled like this fat fool was using a dead skunk as deodorant. Breh it smelled like farts mixed with tear gas. Smell was so terrible and intense that I blacked out.
I wake up a few min later and see a bunch of dudes standing around, and the obese FAT white boy on his phone furiously typing something. Looked like he was tryna post on a website or something. Im laying there looking up at this fool like

Cause my boss is right there asking me "what happened? Who did this to you?"
I thought about snitching on this fat fakkit but I knew the coli frowns on snitching on folks at work so I kept my mouth shut.

When the ambulance came and carried me out, they take me by fat boys desk and I see some sour cream ruffles on his desk


