Just knowing basic geography can get you laid with ease

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Even girls on your local city


Me: just been living southern France for the past 5 years doing some consulting


Her : ohh really
Tell me more

 

[Blackout]

Hey miss did you know that hills are high, valleys are low.

Let me show you the mountaintop thats above sea level.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Me: I gotta fly back to Dubai this Sunday
What are you doing tonight

Her: omg can I come with you

 

[roxxthe96er]

Act like its a secret that lying can get you laid, brehs.

 

[ciubaca]

Did I ever tell you about the time that I went backpacking through Western Europe?



lake tibidabo

 

[aXiom]

Me: So you comin through or nah
Her: Boy, we've only been on one date.. what you think this is
Me: Fair enough.. Have you ever been to the Northern Bushes .

Her(on the phone with her best friend):Guuuurl we going on a trip

 

[TheArchitect]

Me: So you comin through or nah
Her: Boy, we've only been on one date.. what you think this is
Me: Fair enough.. Have you ever been to the Northern Bushes .

Her(on the phone with her best friend):Guuuurl we going on a trip

Hahahahahahaha....

 

[TheNig]

Even girls on your local city


Me: just been living southern France for the past 5 years doing some consulting


Her : ohh really
Tell me more

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Slow down on the reps breh!

 

[Miggs]

@malcolmxxx_45

"i just got back from istanbul,i was working for the world food bank"

 

[48and0]

op is fukking pathetic. how about just being honest? only lames gotta lie to get p*ssy

 

[thirdeye]

Lmao as a geography nerd, I'd love a guy to lie like this so I can school them on where he travelled.
Honesty doesn't get folks laid anymore?

 

[unit321]

op is fukking pathetic. how about just being honest? only lames gotta lie to get p*ssy

He's a lame.

 

[Lootpack]

 

[The D-List Vet]

i never notice until now but @malcolmxxx_45 you make a lot of threads sorry but you're not going to get out of this -10k hole it is just to much too come back from

 

[RiffRaff]

When you don't even have to lie about where you been tho