Just went on my 1st date ever with a CAC (German). I'm far from a c00n, but I understand

[Stuntone]

First off, I don't ever really deal with any women outside of Black and Asian. I'm one of the more militants guys I know.

Last week I went to happy hour with a big group of people. We were all having all types of dating debates and this German girl was trying to debunk the Gawd's Coli handbook material in a friendly way of course. We started going back and forth laughing and joking. We ended up exchanging numbers. We were suppose to hookup Sunday, but i cancelled. Ending up hooking tonight. We meet in Tyson's Corner Chili's lowkey (somewhere I wouldn't be seen) I get there, it looks like a Baptist bible study outside the muthafukka.

Ya boy walked so gotdamn fast up in that joint!

So I get there first and text her, she's in her car on the way in. I remember her being a decent looking CAC. After texting all week, finding out she owns a condo in Besthesda and she's a Engineer fresh from Germany. I decided to see what's up. I also found out she's very athletics and is a ex rugby players. She plays soccer and zumba.

She walks in, in a real thin summer dress. Girl legs firmer than mine and she's shaped like a sister. As we walked towards our table, I focus in on her long curly blonde hair (many c00ns give their souls for this) as I glance downward I notice something jiggling towards the bottom of her dress.


Anyway, we had a very good and easy convo about everything. Shocking to me. I'm surprise she could understand my Louisianian accents. And she has a very cute German accent. Very easy convo and she's very laid back. Her jokes were kind of funny I'm just shocked, I don't ever talk to CACs really. Never thought I could be comfortable around one. She was very nice.

An hour past and it's time for us to roll. Why these fine azz sistas come in as we're walking out. Using my peripherals,I felt their eyeballs stabbing the side of my head. I just stayed focused and got out of there. I walked her to her car.

And tell her, " I had fun, maybe we can hangout again. Let me know when you're free?"
She responds "When are you free"
I was like "LaterSaturday"
She was like "Maybe we can watching the Heats game together"
Me: OK cool

We hug and she hold me super tight. I can tell she wanted to kiss.


All and all, I can see how a dude could be so into CACs. Especially if he's not getting love from sistas. I'll probably hit it, but I can' t do light skin like that.


She looks kind of like this, but thicker.

 

[Chris.B]

:eddie:

 

[The D-List Vet]

You know what to do this saturday She wants to fukk

 

[Swiggy]

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

Boy please you were just lapping at the feet of an Asian chick a few weeks ago. This "discovery" is not surprising.

 

[Jazzy B.]

First off, I don't ever really deal with any women outside of Black and Asian. I'm one of the more militants guys I know.

Last week I went to happy hour with a big group of people. We were all having all types of dating debates and this German girl was trying to debunk the Gawd's Coli handbook material in a friendly way of course. We started going back and forth laughing and joking. We ended up exchanging numbers. We were suppose to hookup Sunday, but i cancelled. Ending up hooking tonight. We meet in Tyson's Corner Chili's lowkey (somewhere I wouldn't be seen) I get there, it looks like a Baptist bible study outside the muthafukka.

Ya boy walked so gotdamn fast up in that joint!

So I get there first and text her, she's in her car on the way in. I remember her being a decent looking CAC. After texting all week, finding out she owns a condo in Besthesda and she's a Engineer fresh from Germany. I decided to see what's up. I also found out she's very athletics and is a ex rugby players. She plays soccer and zumba.

She walks in, in a real thin summer dress. Girl legs firmer than mine and she's shaped like a sister. As we walked towards our table, I focus in on her long curly blonde hair (many c00ns give their souls for this) as I glance downward I notice something jiggling towards the bottom of her dress.


Anyway, we had a very good and easy convo about everything. Shocking to me. I'm surprise she could understand my Louisianian accents. And she has a very cute German accent. Very easy convo and she's very laid back. Her jokes were kind of funny I'm just shocked, I don't ever talk to CACs really. Never thought I could be comfortable around one. She was very nice.

An hour past and it's time for us to roll. Why these fine azz sistas come in as we're walking out. Using my peripherals,I felt their eyeballs stabbing the side of my head. I just stayed focused and got out of there. I walked her to her car.

And tell her, " I had fun, maybe we can hangout again. Let me know when you're free?"
She responds "When are you free"
I was like "LaterSaturday"
She was like "Maybe we can watching the Heats game together"
Me: OK cool

We hug and she hold me super tight. I can tell she wanted to kiss.


All and all, I can see how a dude could be so into CACs. Especially if he's not getting love from sistas. I'll probably hit it, but I can' t do light skin like that.


She looks kind of like this, but thicker.

I thought the story was about to take a very sinister turn when I read that.

 

[Squirtle]

First off, I don't ever really deal with any women outside of Black and Asian. I'm one of the more militants guys I know.

Last week I went to happy hour with a big group of people. We were all having all types of dating debates and this German girl was trying to debunk the Gawd's Coli handbook material in a friendly way of course. We started going back and forth laughing and joking. We ended up exchanging numbers. We were suppose to hookup Sunday, but i cancelled. Ending up hooking tonight. We meet in Tyson's Corner Chili's lowkey (somewhere I wouldn't be seen) I get there, it looks like a Baptist bible study outside the muthafukka.

Ya boy walked so gotdamn fast up in that joint!

So I get there first and text her, she's in her car on the way in. I remember her being a decent looking CAC. After texting all week, finding out she owns a condo in Besthesda and she's a Engineer fresh from Germany. I decided to see what's up. I also found out she's very athletics and is a ex rugby players. She plays soccer and zumba.

She walks in, in a real thin summer dress. Girl legs firmer than mine and she's shaped like a sister. As we walked towards our table, I focus in on her long curly blonde hair (many c00ns give their souls for this) as I glance downward I notice something jiggling towards the bottom of her dress.


Anyway, we had a very good and easy convo about everything. Shocking to me. I'm surprise she could understand my Louisianian accents. And she has a very cute German accent. Very easy convo and she's very laid back. Her jokes were kind of funny I'm just shocked, I don't ever talk to CACs really. Never thought I could be comfortable around one. She was very nice.

An hour past and it's time for us to roll. Why these fine azz sistas come in as we're walking out. Using my peripherals,I felt their eyeballs stabbing the side of my head. I just stayed focused and got out of there. I walked her to her car.

And tell her, " I had fun, maybe we can hangout again. Let me know when you're free?"
She responds "When are you free"
I was like "LaterSaturday"
She was like "Maybe we can watching the Heats game together"
Me: OK cool

We hug and she hold me super tight. I can tell she wanted to kiss.


All and all, I can see how a dude could be so into CACs. Especially if he's not getting love from sistas. I'll probably hit it, but I can' t do light skin like that.


She looks kind of like this, but thicker.

Just say she had a nice fukking ass breh, took me like 5 times to reread it trying to figure out what that thing jiggling towards the bottom of her dress could be. But I digress, was a good read, glad it went well and glad you got a second date out of it.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

First off, I don't ever really deal with any women outside of Black and Asian. I'm one of the more militants guys I know.

Last week I went to happy hour with a big group of people. We were all having all types of dating debates and this German girl was trying to debunk the Gawd's Coli handbook material in a friendly way of course. We started going back and forth laughing and joking. We ended up exchanging numbers. We were suppose to hookup Sunday, but i cancelled. Ending up hooking tonight. We meet in Tyson's Corner Chili's lowkey (somewhere I wouldn't be seen) I get there, it looks like a Baptist bible study outside the muthafukka.

Ya boy walked so gotdamn fast up in that joint!

So I get there first and text her, she's in her car on the way in. I remember her being a decent looking CAC. After texting all week, finding out she owns a condo in Besthesda and she's a Engineer fresh from Germany. I decided to see what's up. I also found out she's very athletics and is a ex rugby players. She plays soccer and zumba.

She walks in, in a real thin summer dress. Girl legs firmer than mine and she's shaped like a sister. As we walked towards our table, I focus in on her long curly blonde hair (many c00ns give their souls for this) as I glance downward I notice something jiggling towards the bottom of her dress.


Anyway, we had a very good and easy convo about everything. Shocking to me. I'm surprise she could understand my Louisianian accents. And she has a very cute German accent. Very easy convo and she's very laid back. Her jokes were kind of funny I'm just shocked, I don't ever talk to CACs really. Never thought I could be comfortable around one. She was very nice.

An hour past and it's time for us to roll. Why these fine azz sistas come in as we're walking out. Using my peripherals,I felt their eyeballs stabbing the side of my head. I just stayed focused and got out of there. I walked her to her car.

And tell her, " I had fun, maybe we can hangout again. Let me know when you're free?"
She responds "When are you free"
I was like "LaterSaturday"
She was like "Maybe we can watching the Heats game together"
Me: OK cool

We hug and she hold me super tight. I can tell she wanted to kiss.


All and all, I can see how a dude could be so into CACs. Especially if he's not getting love from sistas. I'll probably hit it, but I can' t do light skin like that.


She looks kind of like this, but thicker.

 

[Stuntone]

Boy please you were just lapping at the feet of an Asian chick a few weeks ago. This "discovery" is not surprising.

Asian girl too active for me. I'm from the old school. She just came over to get her air mattress to go camping this weekend. Once she slows down, maybe we can slow down.

 

[Scientific Playa]

First off, I don't ever really deal with any women outside of Black and Asian. I'm one of the more militants guys I know.

Last week I went to happy hour with a big group of people. We were all having all types of dating debates and this German girl was trying to debunk the Gawd's Coli handbook material in a friendly way of course. We started going back and forth laughing and joking. We ended up exchanging numbers. We were suppose to hookup Sunday, but i cancelled. Ending up hooking tonight. We meet in Tyson's Corner Chili's lowkey (somewhere I wouldn't be seen) I get there, it looks like a Baptist bible study outside the muthafukka.

Ya boy walked so gotdamn fast up in that joint!

So I get there first and text her, she's in her car on the way in. I remember her being a decent looking CAC. After texting all week, finding out she owns a condo in Besthesda and she's a Engineer fresh from Germany. I decided to see what's up. I also found out she's very athletics and is a ex rugby players. She plays soccer and zumba.

She walks in, in a real thin summer dress. Girl legs firmer than mine and she's shaped like a sister. As we walked towards our table, I focus in on her long curly blonde hair (many c00ns give their souls for this) as I glance downward I notice something jiggling towards the bottom of her dress.


Anyway, we had a very good and easy convo about everything. Shocking to me. I'm surprise she could understand my Louisianian accents. And she has a very cute German accent. Very easy convo and she's very laid back. Her jokes were kind of funny I'm just shocked, I don't ever talk to CACs really. Never thought I could be comfortable around one. She was very nice.

An hour past and it's time for us to roll. Why these fine azz sistas come in as we're walking out. Using my peripherals,I felt their eyeballs stabbing the side of my head. I just stayed focused and got out of there. I walked her to her car.

And tell her, " I had fun, maybe we can hangout again. Let me know when you're free?"
She responds "When are you free"
I was like "LaterSaturday"
She was like "Maybe we can watching the Heats game together"
Me: OK cool

We hug and she hold me super tight. I can tell she wanted to kiss.


All and all, I can see how a dude could be so into CACs. Especially if he's not getting love from sistas. I'll probably hit it, but I can' t do light skin like that.


She looks kind of like this, but thicker.

your azz ain't leaving town in July


this shyt here

An hour past and it's time for us to roll. Why these fine azz sistas come in as we're walking out. Using my peripherals,I felt their eyeballs stabbing the side of my head. I just stayed focused and got out of there.


my childhood friend moved to Germany, got married to a German chick and never came back

 

[Stuntone]

I thought the story was about to take a very sinister turn when I read that.

Just say she had a nice fukking ass breh, took me like 5 times to reread it trying to figure out what that thing jiggling towards the bottom of her dress could be. But I digress, was a good read, glad it went well and glad you got a second date out of it.

Ya'll dudes have been dabbling too much in those gay and tranny threads. That demonic shyt on ya'll minds.

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

Asian girl too active for me. I'm from the old school. She just came over to get her air mattress to go camping this weekend. Once she slows down, maybe we can slow down.

Not if that PAWG takes you over to the white side. You may never return.

 

[LA Fisher]

 

[Ronald McDonald]

In my experience, ive found that germans tend to be the chillest/least racist cacs out of all of em nowadays

atleast the american ones

also, you think posting a pic of a look-a-like will exempt you from this one star? Pic vio is a pic vio nikka. AND its a pawg?!

blasphemous

 

[observe]

Welcome to #TeamPAWGLife my friend,,we've been expecting you,,the chickens have come home to roost