Keep Hope alive with the dating apps, brehs

[Omar Little]

I can never get any responses on these apps anymore. What do y'all be saying in the opening messages to get their attention? I'm not the best looking nikka in the world but damn

Hey there, I found your profile interesting and obviously cannot ignore how attractive you are.. and I just wondering... How has the early summer season been treating you thus far?


After ”wondering “ the question is interchangeable

 

[Trojan 24]

On self imposed time out from social dating apps. I knew I was going down a dark road when this cute PR shorty was asking me if i would be ok with holding her down and fukking her in the azz..... at 8 am in the morning.

Should've seen it coming cause she mentioned how she had a shallow vagina on our first meeting over coffee.

BTW. brehs, teachers are dikk thirsty right about now on these apps. Match with one and you're almost in there already

Shallow? That may have been a post op Treh

 

[SATAN]

And none of them are getting tested or checking if the other person is STD-free before these hookups with randoms


Condoms do not protect from everything and they can still break

 

[JLova]

This comes as no surprise. I ate heavily off of blackplanet and other online sites from 2003 to 2009. This was when you felt awkward telling folk you were meeting broads offline. You avoid so much BS. Chat them up long enough to get them comfy and you can easily plow on the first meet since you've already established a "relationship". Plus you can filter out all the ugmugs and red flags, whereas it can take some time to do that if you're meeting broads off the street.