Kelis explains why she moved to Kenya and bought a farm (Sincere won)

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She either gotr paid or asked to do this since they essentially broke their own laws to get her her farm, Shorty probably be at Two rivers and the Village Inn malls all the time, since she seems super pro Black she probably doesn´t hang out with the white folks. If I was in Nai I would try to crack.

That being said I can see why Black Aunties be pissed Kelis is fly as shyt but she has basically tricked on dikk ever since she took Nas to the cleaners in their divorce. The fact that old ass Bill Murray beat and bushed is amazing.
 

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One acre of land is like 500 dollars
If you could buy it which you kinda can´t and that Acre doesn´t mean that locals can´t use your water or graze their cattle on your land.

In Fact all non white people like the Indians who ¨sold¨ Manhattan to the cacs for 24 dollars didn´t sell it in the european sense they sold access to the land not that the Indians who lived on the Island have to leave or that They couldn´t hunt on the land.

It´s the same way in Kenya you buy farmland and people have the right to cross your land to get to where they´re going and their cows can and will graze your land and drink from your stream and they retain the right to do so.
 

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Im disgusted that they proudly say Capetown. :scust:


That place is depressing as hell since all the white people still control all the good stuff in the city.


It reminds of Chicago where black people are relegated to the south side in decript , underesourced, crime-ridden neighborhoods ; while all the tax dollars, security infrastructure, and good properties are in the North . They dont even give loans to local black people to live in better neighborhoods in Capetown either. It Defeats the point of being in Africa if you still have to deal with systemic WS and literal white racism. :francis:
That´s why I never went to South Africa. Kenya was bad enough with white onwership of the Westlands no way I´d be down to live in a place and still has unofficial aparthied and donnie says they´re oppressed.

I kinda wish they took the oppertunity and dipped but most don´t because they own too much shyt in South Africa and they know they´ll be bums in the states.
 

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She cannot legally own land in the country because she isnt a citizen .

Kenya didnt want what the Boers did to South Africa by owning 70% of the land , so they purposely put laws in their constitution to prevent noncitizens from owning land. Its a defence mechanism from a Warren Buffet deciding he wants to recolonize. Or a similar situation to when Americoliberians left America after slavery and built fiefdoms in Liberia at the detriment of locals.

There are ways around it tho. They offer what amounts to a lifetime leases on property which have a limit of 99 years. They even restricted which pieces of land can be leased so that foreigners dont just try to lease the whole country. But after the lease term, the property reverts back to local control. So Kelis basically controls her farm until she dies. Its funtionally identical to ownership, but it prevents the land from being permanatly lost to Westerners or passed down.


I suspect part of the reason she is spending so much time in Kenya is so that she can meet the residency requirements to become a full citizen. At that point she will be able to own land like a normal Kenyan. It requires her to be there as a resident for 7 years first. Once agian this is a precaution against colonization, since your average white person from the west isnt willing to commit that long to their colonization scheme.

During my own hotep phase, i had considered buying property in Nairobi for a cheap retirement. The nonlease land is very very cheap relative to American properties. So looked up all the laws,but i personally found the need to stay for 7 years too onerous to make it worth it as a US citizen.
Damn you can learn something on the Coli. That´s the number one reason I´m not in Kenya now. In fact the first problem is getting official residency. I never even really considered it because Kenya is so corrupt You kinda don´t feel the need to and doing it in Kenya requires a multi step process that´s expensive and you´ll be hit up for bribes anyway.

I get why they make it hard because if it were easy then anyone could set up shop and buy a signficant portion of the country cacs own a lot of the Westlands as it is.

Kelis never talked about any Pro Black shyt but she must have done careful research and they probably gave you the Naomi Campbell deal where they kinda pay her or make shyt mad easy to be an unofficial Tourist Marketer for Kenya.


They went with Naomi over Lupita and kinda gifted Naomi a beach house in Malindi. Also crazy as Kelis kinda said where she lives in or right outside the Nairobi National park. I´m sure security is on deck but being a rich american she probably goes out to the fly areas of town when she hangs out.


The wild thing is if I wanted to play Tennis or Golf or do random leisurely shyt I´d have to hang out with cacs or just hang out at the mall and go to restaurants and clubs and shyt.

Kenya is heavily low key marketing to Auntie repats.
 
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