KIDS interfere with your couple's Sexual life?

[G-Zeus]

we get the kid to sleep... put his punk ass in his room.. that we oh so lovingly painted green with animals and the room is always heated more then the rest of the house...

but as we start to get busy
*running foot steps*
*open room like..* BAMMM

me
my son
me
my son
me
my son
me

you little shyt....

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Shouldnt these smileys be the other way around friend.

 

[G-Zeus]

Shouldnt these smileys be the other way around friend.

nope... i am the one begging for mercy and negotiating.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

nope... i am the one begging for mercy and negotiating.

we get the kid to sleep... put his punk ass in his room.. that we oh so lovingly painted green with animals and the room is always heated more then the rest of the house...

but as we start to get busy
*running foot steps*
*open room like..* BAMMM

me
my son
me
my son
me
my son
me

you little shyt....

Proverbs 13:24

Whoever spares the rod hates his son, but he who loves him is diligent to discipline him.

 

[Listen]

My oldest likes to try and sneak out of bed and bust in to surprise us.

If he even catches us in an embrace, he taunts us with this little smart ass dance and says 'Rooomaaaaaaaaaaaance!" in a annoying voice.

 

[G-Zeus]

My oldest likes to try and sneak out of bed and bust in to surprise us.

If he even catches us in an embrace, he taunts us with this little smart ass dance and says 'Rooomaaaaaaaaaaaance!" in a annoying voice.

LOL..

man... yours mastered the art of mood killing

 

[G-Zeus]

Proverbs 13:24

Whoever spares the rod hates his son, but he who loves him is diligent to discipline him.

2 years old


his mom would forget my existence while she conforts him...

nah.. i have to get him to sleep again... and while i do so.. keep my wife awake....as he keeps one eye open like CBS... cuz he knows imma put him back in his bed

 

[HugLife]

Mix up sum nyquil in there drink before bed
job solved

 

[G-Zeus]

Mix up sum nyquil in there drink before bed
job solved

not yet... 2 years old...

 

[Malta]

Get a lock on your door

 

[Mr. Somebody]

2 years old


his mom would forget my existence while she conforts him...

nah.. i have to get him to sleep again... and while i do so.. keep my wife awake....as he keeps one eye open like CBS... cuz he knows imma put him back in his bed

That boy is up kind of late dont you think?

 

[DaRealness]

So y'all don't lock the door when you wanna get busy?

If kids see daddy blowing mom's back out it's far worse for them than the parents.

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

My oldest likes to try and sneak out of bed and bust in to surprise us.

If he even catches us in an embrace, he taunts us with this little smart ass dance and says 'Rooomaaaaaaaaaaaance!" in a annoying voice.

 

[Chris.B]

 

[Listen]

LOL..

man... yours mastered the art of mood killing

You ain't kidding.

Last night he caught me with my hands just creeping below the back of the top her jeans while hugging and kissing in the kitchen, and crept up on us, took his fake Thor hammer, and whacked the shyt out of my wrists with it.

Then he follows that up with a taunting "Daddy had his HANDSDOWNYOURPANTS!!!""

She starts laughing and I hit him with the and said 'no they weren't, I was just rubbing her back."

He wasn't buying it.

"NO YOU WEREN'T! I SAW YOU!!"