My son is trying to flip an empty water bottle so it lands right side up.
He tells me to close my eyes, (I’m peaking), so he flips the bottle and guides it in a way to make it artificially land right side up.
He says daddy open your eye…”daddy see I did it” then he says “I can get some candy now right?!” I tell him now I want to see you do it with my eyes open. It’s been silence for the past 10 minutes.
I know he got the
smiley going on in his head thinking of how he gon pull it off.

He tells me to close my eyes, (I’m peaking), so he flips the bottle and guides it in a way to make it artificially land right side up.
He says daddy open your eye…”daddy see I did it” then he says “I can get some candy now right?!” I tell him now I want to see you do it with my eyes open. It’s been silence for the past 10 minutes.
I know he got the
smiley going on in his head thinking of how he gon pull it off.


My pops woulda slapped that bottle outta my hand and me clean up the mess

If he's eating a sandwich, I take a bite and put it on his plate before he notices.


