@KindGentleman @Method Man, I'll Take All Ya'll B!tches. I'm The Pimp Of The Coli!!

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Got ya'll nikkas shook.

Let me teach ya'll rookies a lil something.

I'm a pimp. To pull these slut buckets you gotta have charisma, charm, extremely good looks, confidence, a$$hole attitude, talent and game. I be having 15 hoes behind me when i pull up at the club, knocking bouncers out the way when they come with that bullshyt. I even fukked coco, well known as Ice-T wife. You don't believe me...?? Why they getting a divorce under the quiet?? I even gave Chris breezy my pimp glove to slap up Rihanna...You don't believe me...?? here's the pics...
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I be rough housing these hoes. When you wanna get them follow these few simple tips...

.When you dance on these hoes you gotta tilt you're back and move you're waistline like this...
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.When you wanna impress these hoes you gotta bust a few dance moves like this...
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And have the girls smiling like this....
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Have her begging like this...
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.Now listen, when you wanna tell these hoes you wanna take them home to dig in them vagina walls you deal with them like this....

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AND FINISH HEEEERRRR!!! That bytch came on me that night.
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Now let me leave ya'll with some pimp music....Follow the words or you would know how to treat these hoes.


 
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You look dirty.
You also look like you stink.
I bet you smell like weed and some old gym shoes.
Those girls are ugly too.
I'm glad I'm not an ugly niqqa living in the hood.
 
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