Kiss my wife & kids, thank my teammates, drink some beer, and say a prayer

[jadillac]

The American public is so playable.

Dude literally checked every point possible on the average middle American ideal list.

And he did it twice, verbatim.

John Cougar Mellencamp, Kid Rock couldn't write a song better than that.

 

[The ADD]

This is ourrrrrrrrr countryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[King Jove]

Only thing he missed was saying something about cleaning his guns and listening to Blake Shelton.

MERICA!

 

[jadillac]

Only thing he missed was saying something about cleaning his guns and listening to Blake Shelton.

MERICA!

Hey, hey... Blake Shelton makes some good music.


But I agree with the rest.

And you left out the pick-up truck.