CarbonBraddock
You will be trolled
Brehs, i saw one of those pickups with the confederate flags on the back and i followed it to the gas station and sure enough this hillbilly got out looking country as fukk. shyt was pissing me off, had country music blaring, pollutin the goddamn air. I waited til he came out and trailed him for about an hour til he got out at this construction site where i guess he worked at. Basically i waited for about half an hour til i saw my chance. He got in a port o potty and i waited a minute til i knew he had his pants down then i ran up and charlie murphy'ed that shyt over. I just came with the front. It was funny bc i heard him say 'oh! what is it! shyt!' There was the sound of many liquids coalescing. Then i vanished into the winds. They will not know it was me bc there was these illegal workers standing around and i made an anonymous tip earlier today that said i saw one of them do it. I made the phone call from a dollar-store phone so it cannot be traced. This one is a win brehs. 
